chava

go into a career where you provide luxury services so that you can loudly be a socialist and discretely wage psychological warfare against rich people. trust me on this. they/them

[charl0ttan]

uihhhm waiter. theres a challenging theme in my soup

[funkyness]

at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback

[funkyness]

what’s more iconic than this

[azeroundivided]

What about the final version of the flag by the original creator?

Gilbert Baker added a 9th stripe shortly before his death, with the new stripe representing diversity. He added this stripe in reaction to the 2016 US election. It’s unfortunately not as well known as the 8 and 6 striped versions.

Here’s an image of him sewing together the 9 striped rainbow flag.

[laurasinele]

Happy pride month everyone

[tealover89]

lets be chip shaped with mama

[blozs-blog]

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

[tables-but-with-a-very-long-name]

Made it poly friendly

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

oh hell yeah even better

[courtjester69420]

Made one for aromantic trans people 👍

[queen-mihai]

Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

[inkanddragons]

I wouldn’t wanna leave a trans polycule/ monogamy/ key chain incomplete

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

i lost my fucking keys

[ddeck]

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

[everyday-cutephoto]

[honted]

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

[ellohcee]

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

[ellohcee]

[kawuli]

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[junk-thunder]

tumblr user voice: haha hey check out this cool whistle i found, i don't hear any sound coming out of it but i'm gonna keep blowing on it anyways :)

[elliespectacular]

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

[puppygirllaika]

talking about stuff like prison reform or the SO registry really quickly makes you realize how many peoples political ideology boils down to "look, just tell me who the bad people are so I know who we should be killing."

[funny-tik-toks]

[kayas-wife]

this is from an Australian youtube channel where they go to hat tower and drop things

[white-throated-packrat]

Water doesn’t compress very much, so once it hit it’s terminal velocity, it was basically a solid ball, not a liquid. This is why you can use water to cut things if you have a high enough pressurized jet of it.

[gigglingkat]

The reverse POV of “if you’re too high, hitting the water is like hitting concrete”

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

Well that's not in one piece anymore

[animentality]

[tockthewatchdog]

[only-cat-memes]

[hotcinnamonsunset]

“what’s your dog’s name?” “dijon” “oh, like the mustard!” “no, like dijonathon”

[christopher575]