Quite The Critic

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Lmao my friend showed me something prefacing it with, this is my biggest secret, and then proceeded to show me their fucking tumblr. Threatened to kill me if I told anyone... little does she know.......

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I read a book where these two characters picked a fandom and dedicated their lifestyle to it for the whole year, clothes, food, everything. I'm disappointed in everyone on this site. I've seen no one doing this shit

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Anyone else hella clumsy? There's like a 95% chance I'll die via falling down two stairs

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The real reason tumblr is the worst is cuz there's a fandom dedicated to the goddamn characters in my chinese textbook

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Lmao I take an ethics class at my school and 90% of it is referencing The Good Place

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Some schools have the weirdest shit goin on. Like mine banned Everytime we Touch cuz for some reason that song made kids go wild. Several broken fingers, toes, and even some concussions made that rule happen

[alwaysthecritic]

I have a theory that dogs walk under your feet intentionally so you step on them. Its cuz they know that after you step on them you'll treat them like a god for the next hour

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The real struggle of a black dog

I got up in the middle of the night for water, like one does, drank my water went back to bed. I didn't turn any lights on cuz I didnt want to wake anyone up and I could kinda see in the dark. Little did I know that my dog, who is pitch black had snuck into my room while I was getting water. I can only kinda see and she blends right in, so I jump onto the bed and land on my fucking dog. I don't know who is more scarred

[alwaysthecritic]

So I know catcalling is bad and all but I've seen some fucking hilarious catcalls. Some guy in this sports car fucking barked at my mom... while she was walking with her husband and four kids... like are some guys really so fucking dumb that they think a married woman with kids may be interested?????

[alwaysthecritic]

The other day my neighbor and I were talking about the snow and she was like, “yeah must’ve been nice to have a snow day off… of course the past month has been a snow day for me”

[alwaysthecritic]

Update: she and her husband are now on a beach vacation until the shutdown ends.

[alwaysthecritic]

The other day my neighbor and I were talking about the snow and she was like, "yeah must've been nice to have a snow day off... of course the past month has been a snow day for me"

[alwaysthecritic]

Okay so I'm a city person and I went to NC for the weekend. It is dark as fuck! I feel like everybody needs to fully how fucking dark it is!

[alwaysthecritic]

Yo, If you think about it:

The old ppl took over facebook

The white ppl got instagram

Black ppl took over twitter

And the gays got tumblr

[alwaysthecritic]

U know u suck when ur the side character in ur own dreams. I had the wildest dream but I was literally the main characters friend. Wtf brain

[alwaysthecritic]

You know when you remember part of a book? Like not a title or specific plot line but like one random thing that happened? And then it just kinda haunts you

[alwaysthecritic]

My brother asked my why I have quite a few queer characters in my book if I'm not queer. Like bro, I got asians in my book... I'm not Asian

[alwaysthecritic]

U know when u see someone u don't know very well and u make eye contact and u make a silent pact not to acknowledge each other? And them ur parents see them and to say hi?