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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system
me: apply pokemon logic
To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.
yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons
go outside and try to suplex a bird
tell me how bug resists fighting
go outside and try to suplex a bug
I'll punch a bee, I don't give a fuck.
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What's going on with the mobile app? Search seems to be stuck in safe mode, despite safe mode being off in the settings, and the app is no longer in the app store, even though the app was just updated 3 days ago.
I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found
Toxic- Britney Spears
Y’all will be bopping @ my funeral
Here’s to never growing up-Avril Lavigne
shit thats ironic
Cry for me- Erich Bergen (from the Jersey Boys movie)
Wow lol yay fun.
Mister Glassman by Scotty Sire
That’s a big mood tho-
red cup by philippa soo, jasmine cephas jones and okieriete onaodowan
https://youtu.be/BnmQW11PbWk
all star by smash mouth
ok first of all
Highway To Hell
You know it
this is home by cavetown
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Friends by marshmello ;-;
Fool by cavetown
Oh god </3
Doktorspiele nightcore
SHIT–
“We both reach for the gun”-Chicago
…well shit…
🎃 HELLBENT FROM MYSTERY SKULLS LETS GET ITT
Do re mi dark heart remix.
well ok then
Set It Off- Wolf in sheep’s clothing
Waving Through a Window - Dear Evan Hansen
oops!
HAHA SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
labyrinth
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Little big - Big dick…
My friend made me listen to this as a joke and now I greatly regret it.
Fighting Gold by Coda
I can live with that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Kxyj_Hhik
Hatredcopter by dethklok.
No good deed from Wicked
Devil Trigger by Ali Edwards
If no one is screaming the lyrics along with it, I will come back and haunt all their asses.
BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE! BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE!
All Things Must Die - RWBY Soundtrack
Well, that's not great. Especially since one of the lines is "no one will miss you when you're fin'lly gone."
I N T E N S E A N I M E V I O L E N C E
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SUMMER FELICIA
If this Summer Felicia gets 500 reblogs I’ll draw Flora with her 👀
aight
player: what if (exact prediction of gm’s plan)
gm:
Let me tell you a tale…
Once upon a time, I was running a DnD game for some friends. The player characters were checking out reports that a local town had been having trouble with monsters. They’re informed that it was true, a few years ago, but a copper dragon set up a lair in the mountains and chased all the awful creatures out. A dragon slayer showed up shortly thereafter and neither dragon nor slayer were heard from again. Players are disappointed at first, but then quickly perk up when some other plot threads become apparent.
A few sessions later, the place they were staying burned down (their fault), forcing them to check out the more expensive tavern in town. There, they meet Allie Cohol, a half-elf woman with red hair that owned and ran the tavern. She was cheerfully greedy, but still helpful and always ready with a cheesey joke… And after only the third joke, one of the players, Bill, froze and locked eyes with me. “You fucker. She’s the copper dragon,” Bill says.
That reveal was supposed to be a big thing later, so I’m kinda on the spot. Fortunately, another player, Fran, pipes up and says, “nah, that’s stupid. The dragon in the mountain is a red herring. We’re here for the cultists.” The cultists were in the sewer and the PCs were actually working for the cleric Big Bad without them knowing.
“No, listen,” Bill continued. “Red hair. Greedy. Bad jokes… Her name is Allie Cohol.”
Everyone around the table gives him a fairly blank look, but I’m sweating bullets. Threads that I had spun oh so carefully were half a heartbeat away from unraveling. Bill is getting this real wild look in his eyes and pounds a fist against the table. “Allie Cohol. HER NAME IS ALCOHOL.”
Fran then slowly pans over and looks me dead in the eyes. “The deadly joke ability. She’s a goddamn dragon.”
this is beautiful
The one thing I want to know is why did a dragon slayer show up? Metallic dragons are good.
Sends him off with his lunch in a paper bag, telling him not to get beat up at school again.
Aw, she even loves Risky.
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PSYCHE BITCH!
@bad-rwbyaus how is this a BAD au??
BONUS SCENE HERE
I was rearranging my plants and my aloe got stabbed by one of my other cactus. 🔪🌵
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“Standing right outside the Move Reminder’s house is a man who claims to be standing "smack-dab in the middle of town.” However, according to the map, he is placed four steps down and five steps to the right of the true center of town.“
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pastoria_City (via thanksbulbapedia)
Legend of Zelda: Breath of the wild reminds me a lot of Fire Emblem
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