Alwiane

This is my blog that I use to reblog stuff I like and occasionally post about those same kinds of things. I don't know why you're following me, I'm not that interesting.

[alwiane]

@staff

Fuck you

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[alwiane]

I'll punch a bee, I don't give a fuck.

[alwiane]

@staff

What's going on with the mobile app? Search seems to be stuck in safe mode, despite safe mode being off in the settings, and the app is no longer in the app store, even though the app was just updated 3 days ago.

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

[alwiane]

[festive-ponebone]

Toxic- Britney Spears

Y’all will be bopping @ my funeral

[mushrooms-iscat-deactivated2019]

Here’s to never growing up-Avril Lavigne 

shit thats ironic

[interwebseriesfan24]

Cry for me- Erich Bergen (from the Jersey Boys movie)

Wow lol yay fun.

[sparkling-lights-blog2-deactiva]

Mister Glassman by Scotty Sire 

That’s a big mood tho- 

[stardoesthings-deactivated20191]

 red cup by philippa soo, jasmine cephas jones and okieriete onaodowan

https://youtu.be/BnmQW11PbWk

[tazuransi]

all star by smash mouth

ok first of all

[ihaileysenpai]

Highway To Hell

You know it

[your-local-trashy-potato-deacti]

this is home by cavetown

asghkfgx-

[eviledits-deactivated20221225]

Friends by marshmello ;-;

[pomeixd]

Fool by cavetown

Oh god </3

[wander1456-deactivated20220324]

Doktorspiele nightcore

SHIT–

[zeemmy-pj-deactivated20260213]

“We both reach for the gun”-Chicago

…well shit…

[zee87ine]

🎃 HELLBENT FROM MYSTERY SKULLS LETS GET ITT

[snailfen]

Do re mi dark heart remix.

well ok then

[mystery-mintt-deactivated202211]

Set It Off- Wolf in sheep’s clothing

[theonetruebadguy-deactivated201]

Waving Through a Window - Dear Evan Hansen

[keeganloverboy]

oops!

[nekopad-alpha]

HAHA SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

[pyrory]

labyrinth

🤔

[eldritchravens]

Little big - Big dick…

My friend made me listen to this as a joke and now I greatly regret it.

[keenarnor]

Fighting Gold by Coda

I can live with that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Kxyj_Hhik

[doubledealer93]

Hatredcopter by dethklok.

[thegreatbaerri]

No good deed from Wicked

[true-king-of-monsters]

Devil Trigger by Ali Edwards

[takashi0]

[someponys-scribbles]

If no one is screaming the lyrics along with it, I will come back and haunt all their asses.

BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE! BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE!  

[alwiane]

All Things Must Die - RWBY Soundtrack

Well, that's not great. Especially since one of the lines is "no one will miss you when you're fin'lly gone."

[fureira]

Visit Original Link

[piyox22]

[tokai-teio]

I N T E N S E  A N I M E  V I O L E N C E

W R E S T L I N G  W I T H O U T  L I M I T S

[alwiane]

[catslikestodraw]

SUMMER FELICIA

If this Summer Felicia gets 500 reblogs I’ll draw Flora with her 👀

[theneonflower]

aight

[dragongirltitties]

player: what if (exact prediction of gm’s plan)

gm: 

[radnewworld]

Let me tell you a tale…

Once upon a time, I was running a DnD game for some friends. The player characters were checking out reports that a local town had been having trouble with monsters. They’re informed that it was true, a few years ago, but a copper dragon set up a lair in the mountains and chased all the awful creatures out. A dragon slayer showed up shortly thereafter and neither dragon nor slayer were heard from again. Players are disappointed at first, but then quickly perk up when some other plot threads become apparent.

A few sessions later, the place they were staying burned down (their fault), forcing them to check out the more expensive tavern in town. There, they meet Allie Cohol, a half-elf woman with red hair that owned and ran the tavern. She was cheerfully greedy, but still helpful and always ready with a cheesey joke… And after only the third joke, one of the players, Bill, froze and locked eyes with me. “You fucker. She’s the copper dragon,” Bill says.

That reveal was supposed to be a big thing later, so I’m kinda on the spot. Fortunately, another player, Fran, pipes up and says, “nah, that’s stupid. The dragon in the mountain is a red herring. We’re here for the cultists.” The cultists were in the sewer and the PCs were actually working for the cleric Big Bad without them knowing.

“No, listen,” Bill continued. “Red hair. Greedy. Bad jokes… Her name is Allie Cohol.”

Everyone around the table gives him a fairly blank look, but I’m sweating bullets. Threads that I had spun oh so carefully were half a heartbeat away from unraveling. Bill is getting this real wild look in his eyes and pounds a fist against the table. “Allie Cohol. HER NAME IS ALCOHOL.”

Fran then slowly pans over and looks me dead in the eyes. “The deadly joke ability. She’s a goddamn dragon.”

[dragongirltitties]

this is beautiful

[alwiane]

The one thing I want to know is why did a dragon slayer show up? Metallic dragons are good.

[luciferaseluciferin]

Sends him off with his lunch in a paper bag, telling him not to get beat up at school again.

[animana21]

Aw, she even loves Risky.

[ko-fi]

[animana21]

PSYCHE BITCH!

[cream-and-five-sugars]

@bad-rwbyaus how is this a BAD au??

BONUS SCENE HERE

[woodlandali3n]

I was rearranging my plants and my aloe got stabbed by one of my other cactus. 🔪🌵

11.23.17

[kihaku-gato]

treachery

[alwiane]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[thanksbulbapedia]

“Standing right outside the Move Reminder’s house is a man who claims to be standing "smack-dab in the middle of town.” However, according to the map, he is placed four steps down and five steps to the right of the true center of town.“

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pastoria_City (via thanksbulbapedia)

[darkbr-wneyes]

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the wild reminds me a lot of Fire Emblem 

[dghehzdehfzjk]

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