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Imagine you're the last of your brood to be born, your brothers and sisters have already left you, you are the last to hear the call of the sea. You hear a voice, who is it? Not mother, not father. God? Posiedon? Whoever they are they have dubbed you Franklin, that is not your true name but who are you to question a deity? You know what you must do, but the path to the ocean is filled with pitfalls, you have an inherent fear of something that soars and can pick you up from the ground with the goal of devouring you. You must get to the ocean before that happens!
The voice encourages you, although there is another voice with it, another god? This one seems to pity your plight, but the one who has dubbed you "Frank" argues in your favor, it knows that you know what you're doing. So you push on. Secure in your instincts, backed by this god who has faith in you, who encourages you to keep going. Your end goal, the water, is right there. The god's presence scares off the predators your instincts tell you to fear. If those predators are scared of this being, then perhaps you should feel fear too? You don't though, this may be the safest you'll ever feel in your long life. Another pitfall, the voice urges you to overcome it, you do. You've made it to a slope and slide, the voice tells you that you're almost there, what is this feeling? Exhileration. It comes to an abrupt end but you are not done. Seaweed litters your path, but this is a welcome sight. You traverse it easily and the voice cheers. It's there! The sea! Your true home. You get taken by the waves and the voice is pleased and so are you. That voice will echo through your head for years to come, the voice that has named you Franklin.
[Stomping around the kitchen talking into a landline phone] Oh, look who came crawling back. You nevah call, you nevah write, but now all of a sudden you've got time for your poor, sick mother. What kind of trouble did you get yourself in now? Was it that wizard and his tomes again? Oh, no, I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear about any "unspeakable curse" or any "demon runeblade" or any "infernal demon-knights of Kal'Nurothas" or whatevah. You're just like your fathah.
"Ma! Ma, there'sa fuckin DRAGON outsideah the apahtment! MA!"
So it is done! The complete read through of SVSSS.
If you have a friend who you can't make read SVSSS, you can now (possibly) make them listen to it whilst driving or folding laundry or something.
21 individual chapter files or a Zip folder of the whole thing can be found here.
There is also the Youtube channel for people who prefer that.
Content warning for the last chapter: Some very bad sex in part 2. Blood and pain. Somewhat dubious consent, considering LBH is out of his mind and SQQ (at least in part) doing it to save Binghe and save the world. Take care of yourself and skip 0:12:00 to 0:19:00 in video 21, part 2 or 1:32:00-1:39:00 on the chapt 21 MP3 if you need to.
[Image: The first three volumes of "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System" as translated by Seven Seas Entertainment, fanned out. The image is marked "Complete".]
Just wanted to say thank you again for doing this! I finally managed to get past whatever was blocking me in the second book while I tried to read it myself because of your recordings, and I have high hopes of actually finishing them before the end of April.
Looks like these links are still up and available as of 7/31, 2026.
maybe Delilah's boyfriend is drowning in the ocean and the song is his final goodbye
Since starting my new job less than a month ago, I:
Somehow managed to have all documentation of a client intake vanish into the ether (I was able to reconstruct it but it took most of the morning)
Called three separate interpreters for one client meeting because the connection would start randomly cutting in and out for no discernible reason
Filled out a pdf form; saved it; opened the saved copy to double check that I had saved a completed copy; emailed the saved copy; received a response back that the form was blank; opened the same saved copy I had previously checked and found that it was, in fact, now blank
Took 11 tries to join a listserv because I kept getting an error message literally no one had ever seen before
Received a very, very polite email from IT explaining that it wasn't that my camera wasn't turning on, it was that I had accidentally put the manual cover over the lens
Had to replace my laptop less than 15 minutes after receiving it because it couldn't copy and paste.
As I told the baffled IT person who was trying to understand how a laptop could fail in that particular way, "I don't like technology and unfortunately the feeling is mutual."
Brought the vanishing client intake issue to IT. After about half an hour of prodding, IT declared they are "going to do some research."
In re: internal documentation that requires generating UIDs through an established system: "Ok. I need you to come to my office and redo everything you did to generate that UID."..."Ok, I need you to screenshot everything that just happened and forward it to me."
Computer kill count: 2
I would say "4" now, but I don't think it's really my fault when I given multiple computers in a row that do not have basic functionality.
Computer #5 seems to be mostly functional so far...send the luck.
*sigh*
6
Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.
Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation
sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid
I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.
A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.
ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall
no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?
Okay, but how is this
I’m at a loss for words
This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson.
STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me
he would not fucking say that, but with disability.. he would not fucking be able bodied. sick n tired of characters walking away from multiple life changing injuries without a scratch. let’s get some natural consequences in here.
give that knife/sword fight survivor nerve damage. give the character who was shot in the gut a stoma. give that fire survivor lung damage and an oxygen cannula. give that leg injury survivor a cane. give that starvation survivor gastroparesis. give that spinal injury survivor a manual chair or powerchair.
while we’re at it, give your characters congenital disabilities too, just because. give them intellectual and development disabilities. give them acquired and postviral illnesses. dare to make somebody bedbound. for me.
Have they invented a way to draw your OCs without opening an art program or doing anything yet
*NOTE **SIDE-NOTE *A WAY THAT ISN'T AI
Every now and then we circle back to this
I have a suggestion.
‘White Cat with Gemstones’ by Joseph Jones Oil and acrylic on linen, 2026
PAINTING
PAINTING
@sycamorality picture of cat
A papercraft commission of Hades and Persephone from Hadestown! I knew of Hadestown by internet osmosis and thought it seemed really interesting, but never quite found the time to actually sit down and listen to the soundtrack. Getting commissioned for this piece was the perfect reason to actually do so! And the internet was correct, it was wonderful. 🎶
Reblogging because now I actually was able to see the show performed live, and oh my goodness, the soundtrack was fabulous but actually seeing it was amazing!!
I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—
We did it. We finally saved her.
WAIT I HAVE MORE
Those two met for the first time in those roles
They started dating while playing those roles
THEY GOT FUCKING ENGAGED
HE ACTUALLY TOOK HER HOME
Joe Hills stuff that I tend to assume people know (like in the academics overestimate comic):
Joe is one of two people who have been wholly in charge of hermitcraft (Joe's reign as dictator lasted for the duration of time it took to confirm all the decisions for the start of season two, after which he stepped down)
Joe wrote hermitcraft fanfic (as part of a video) long before many hermitcraft fanfic writers got started
Joe led a one man, multiple day protest outside record label Warner Chappell for ruthlessly copyright striking Mumbo and putting his channel in real danger
Joe's channel music is a mix of original songs and parodies created in collaboration with his cool as hell sister Quinn Hills (hi Quinn if you're seeing this). She has a cat called Blair Witch, writes fantastic music, and is a vocally trans artist
Joe has consistently featured guest speakers in his streams or videos over the years, whether that be pathfinder writers, activists, or community members coming in to help offer viewpoints on his builds
Joe has admin permissions on hermitcraft (usually to his own detriment in accidentally clearing his inventory) and is a member of the hermitcraft "secret council" (as Cleo put it), who are the people who regularly turn up to meetings and do some actual admin and decision making
Joe and Cleo first met when they were challenged to fight to death by Vechs. Joe won the fight and then Cleo stabbed him in the back for vengeance. They both made overdramatic videos to prepare for this
Joe thought hermitcraft was a scam when he was invited a few weeks into season one (as a wildcard member)
Joe used to be part of the team who made the webcomic Jaque of All Blades and got his streaming start doing art streams.
Joe is also one of the authors of the Penguins and Pitfalls TTRPG, which he developed as part of Team Snow Day (TSD)
Joe pays all of his staff fairly for their time and classes blazing posts on Tumblr (especially for the mcyt sexyman competition) as marketing so that the IRS can see he's running a real business, not a fraud scheme
Joe's webcam expands on stream in response to tips. It moves from the hot bar into the Jhost (with the mandatory Jacob Marley chains bit) before growing larger and more transparent until he is gone. Once the Jhost is fully expanded, the beetlejhost comes out (with the suit and the webcam expander song). Once we max out beetlejhost, we get Joemez Addams (who wears a different suit)
Joe is one of only two hermits to have played every hermitcraft season (although he missed a lot of season 3 with a newborn baby to look after)
Joe's coup was responsible for getting mumbo added to the server. Shortly after, he suggested in a meeting that no members under the age of 18 should be admitted. Mumbo, 17, kept very quiet
Joe and Cleo did a Minecraft Christmas album years ago. It's bad. I love it
he would not say that.
I was there when he said it actually
"oh yeah even if your opponent has an unexpected advantage that completely turns the tides of battle (you thought they were unarmed when they aren't) you shook totally just keep going with your current plan, otherwise you're a coward"
he would not say that.
you're just afraid of a big thick girlcock
Whether Sun Tzu would be into girldick is completely orthogonal to whether he would give bullshit bravado advice that will get you killed. He's the "logistics win wars" guy.
His ladycock advice would be more like "The wise general chooses an adversary who uses familiar techniques."
there is a lot we will forgive for girlcock on this site but misconstruing Sun Tzu is NOT on that list
my favoritest thing in hermitcraft fanfiction is when it takes place in a pseudo-minecraft fantasy realm but the hermits are still sometimes described with their nationalities. like okay this is a world where magic exists and you can respawn after you die and the entirety of reality sometimes gets new features added and new worlds can be created out of thin air, each with their own accompanying otherworldly pocket dimensions, and some people have special admin powers that allow them to alter the fabric of reality, and gods/cosmic horror monsters/a weird cult called the Watchers may or may not inhabit the spaces in between existence. also Canada exists. Canada exists here and we are not going to address it
Canada perfectly fits in, in my personal opinion