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Attempting a different coloring style. I think it came out rather well (save for my usually symmetry issues).
Welcome to Anna’s Apothecary and Magic Supply, home to all of your witchy needs! How may I be of service to you today?
Assorted Fire Emblem art I’ve drawn within the past 24 hours. (Well, other than Ninian who I drew months ago and just haven’t uploaded yet.)
Thought this would be fun! :)
What’s your name?
Emperor of blazing rainbows….. ok
Emperor of shimmering light 😭
King of infinite moons
Queen of frozen winds
Princess of Lost Moons 😭😍
If this has taught me anything, it’s that painting takes forever... and that I should use a more ergonomically designed mouse if I’m going to be doing art with it. (Hand cramps are not fun, folks.)
It’s like winning the world’s shittiest lottery.
This is the worst thing ive seen in my life.
Imagine walking into a ring all decked out in your best armor then a girl with nothing but a scarf and a tiny sword cuts you into pieces with a giant stab wound in her chest.
Sometimes it be that way.
So there’s a character skill in Fire Emblem 4 (the game above) called “Prayer”. The way Prayer works is that the farther below 10HP the character gets in a single fight (without dying, obviously), they get a boost to their avoidance. To be at 1HP is to receive a +90% chance to avoid ALL of the enemy’s attacks. Perceptive viewers will notice that Ironclad Asshole has a base 70% chance to hit.
It looks impressive.
But that fucker never had a chance.
What does it do?
If you don’t know what pot of greed does, unfollow me.
If you don’t roll out like this in every duel, unfollow me.
1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?
Jeelsh
Jasysh
Skjimi I hate my child, Skjimi,
Bejapa
Cosuco???
That sounds cool…
Mamama.
The kid would be named Mamama and I would be Mamama’s Mama.
cacoda …id just call them coda honestly
Ah yes, my dear child Altisa
Yafrwi ok
Gapaan
Mosuma
Seesir
Chamma
…Might work as a character name at some point actually
Alcyto
...that doesn’t even seem like a human name.
The president says he understands "everything there was to know about health care." An interview reveals otherwise.
Guys. GUYS. I CANNOT. READ THIS:
The Economist asked the president about the fact that many Americans are expected to lose coverage under the Affordable Care Act. This was Trump’s response to that question:
“The state governments are in much better position to, you know, help people. In terms of, you know, just the size, the mere size of it. But we’re putting in $8bn and you’re going to have absolute coverage. You’re going to have absolute guaranteed coverage. You’re going to have it if you’re a person going in…don’t forget, this was not supposed to be the way insurance works. Insurance is, you’re 20 years old, you just graduated from college, and you start paying $15 a month for the rest of your life and by the time you’re 70, and you really need it, you’re still paying the same amount and that’s really insurance.”
…..WHAT??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??
“Insurance is, you’re 20 years old, you just graduated from college, and you start paying $15 a month for the rest of your life and by the time you’re 70, and you really need it, you’re still paying the same amount and that’s really insurance.”
I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS:
Has this absolute walnut of a human being ever SEEN a bill, never mind paid one in his life? For anything?
“Absolute guaranteed coverage” is a bald-faced, mean-spirited LIE.
Does he have THE SLIGHTEST FUCKING CLUE that people are not healthy/uninjured THEIR ENTIRE LIVES and only sick at 70????
$15/month is $180 per year – would that even cover ONE wellness office visit?? Or immunizations??? What if you BREAK YOUR LEG????
$180 annually adds up to LESS THAN $4,000 TOTAL if someone pays that from ages 18 to 40 – what if someone gets cancer IN THEIR FORTIES?
WHAT IF SOMEONE IS BORN SICK???
::explodes into rageball::
The only way insurance could possibly not collapse on itself with a $15/mo flat fee for full coverage would be if... you know, the government subsidized it? *rolls eyes*
Welcome to the south. These bitches will deep fry anything.
Y'aint wrong.
how are you all still alive?
fried butter…? my pussy WET
If it can’t give you a heart attack, it’s probably not Southern cuisine.
Grandmaster Robin
The only way to log out is to beat the game. And if you die in the game you die for real.
I’m on Clicker Heroes. I’m fine.
Stardew Valley. I’ll be fine as long as I don’t visit the mines, have rabbits and a spouse. Can I please get transported there?
The only difference would be that I’m actually in the game rather than in-game dialogue claiming I’m in the game.
Artist, Jeff de Boer, Creates Cat And Mice Armor Based On Different Historical Eras
Too awesome to queue. Must post immediately.
The Legend of Pokemon by David Pilatowsky
at least I think I’m funny
I would pay GOOD MONEY for these