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hate this site

relishboi

come sit down next to me idiot

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i will sit next to you at any time ms green

relishboi

sit next to me right now.

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i am, im sitting next to you right now

relishboi

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

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My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

systlin

Humans will pack bond with anything.

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I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

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I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

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I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

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I did a thing…am I funny yet LOL

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basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

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As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”

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i think i laughed a little too hard

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the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad

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The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

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Esmorolda and Corpet

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I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

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I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

ceiun

ganjaburns

And in that order.

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“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”

yo i’m straight not blind

princess-missyy

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

tiralatele

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this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

ruelukas22

I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard

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If you remember

I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

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pizzaotter

wHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?

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what kind of finals procrastinating engineering nonsense is this

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basically

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Using a series of sensors, Dua’s bot detects when a person is about to run into something and beeps to them. The project took her a total of four days to build. Her prize is every Marvel fan’s dream.

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