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29 | She/Her | Bi/Pan | INFJ | NSFW | Will Block If You're Under 18

[cryptotheism]

I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.

Barista: Oh god here he comes.

Me: who?

Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don't make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won't leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!

[cryptotheism]

I almost immediately accidentally made eye contact with him. He practically beelined to the chair next to me, and stares at my notebook. The vibe is immediately strange. I understand why he was banned from the other cafe.

White Ferrari Guy: What're you writing?

Me: (fuck it) I'm developing a script!

WFG: A what?

Me: A script. I'm developing an alternate script for the international phonetic alphabet. My goal is to make it one grapheme represent a single syllable, rather than one grapheme per phoneme. I'm happy with the consonants, but the vowels still need work. I'm experimenting with kerning based on Georgian script-

I look up, he is staring past me completely dead-eyed. He could not be less interested in what I'm saying. He leaves about a minute later.

[cryptotheism]

[sheathes this notebook like a katana] your autism is weak, old man.

[disgustinggf]

[blackwatergypsy]

I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

[rwfagbinder]

protagonist: wow, i sure hope nobody says anything strange today

insufferable twink antagonist in chapter two:

[homeboygirl]

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

[theadhdgoblin]

[theambitiouswoman]

The bare minimum is never worth it. You deserve the best. You deserve everything you want.

[bananonbinary]

reminder that being “technically” able to do something by pushing yourself through great mental or physical discomfort does not mean you are Lying when you ask for help with it or use aids. you’re allowed to not want to be in pain every single time you do something.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation

[bearie]

covers my body in heart stickers while weilding a double sided battleaxe that is twice my size

[neurodivergent-dwampyverse]

[11111111111101111111111-deactiv]

[jewishdragon]

The creator of Phineas and Ferb sorting his M&Ms on tiktok bc that's just what he does. as a middle aged man.

I didnt even realize I was doing this. #stimming #adhd #hamsterandgretel #disney #cartoon #animation #phineasandferb #doofenshmirtz

its tagged Stimming and ADHD. "i dont know why [i sorted the M&Ms]" sure you didnt. Autistic ADHD man made a show of autistic ADHD characters.

[neurodivergent-dwampyverse]

Peer reviewed ADHD

[demilypyro]

Her house is made of clouds, those are everywhere. All pegasi are shown to be able to move clouds. Rainbow Dash lives in the equivalent of a minecraft dirt house

[princesscolumbia]

Okay, and

a.) Have you SEEN some of those Minecraft homes? Even the ones made of dirt?

b.) She has her own rainbow waterfall. That shit aint cheap, and the only place most ponies can get it from are harvesting the color directly from already planted rainbows.

[demilypyro]

Sorry I'm distracted by how funny that gif is

[demilypyro]

Corporations on July 1st

[catchymemes]

[aeliad]

HI LET’S SHARE NICOLE’S WORDS ON THE SUBJECT! 

It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it. 

Interesting, innit? https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266

[wiseacrewhimsy]

Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.

[the-geek-cornucopia]

In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.

[pluts04]

Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.

Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.

[samsaragalasinzaraxazeal]

Reblogged him, bout time I got to reblog her.

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[rheumaticrhetoric]

[anexperimentallife]

[cryptiddies]

Hey shout out to every custodial/sanitation worker taking out and cleaning up literal hot garbage so that the rest of us can go about our summer days like it doesn’t exist

[cryptiddies]

Glad to see this resonated with someone, respect custodial staff or die<3

[cumcover3dangel]

Time to get high and disassociate