Courier: So how's the wife?
Boone: Divorced.
Courier: ... How's the kids?
Boone: Gone.
Courier: ...
Courier: You are a really hard person to talk to.

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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if i look back, i am lost
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@amacitias
Courier: So how's the wife?
Boone: Divorced.
Courier: ... How's the kids?
Boone: Gone.
Courier: ...
Courier: You are a really hard person to talk to.
“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” he could fix me
He could make you worse
We could make each other worse <3
hand in unlovable hand
I have two black cats, Sera and Ceridwen. They are sisters and look exactly alike and like to sit next to each other in the exact same position.
Sera is sweet and loves to be petted.
Ceridwen is sweet and loves to pretend your hand is a mouse she wants to disembowel.
My kids will stand in front of them both and try to guess which is which, even asking the cats, “Which one of you likes to bite?”
Every now and then I’ll hear a, “Wrong one! Wrong one!” followed by my kids running through the house chased by a delighted kitten
this feels like the cat version of the thing where one creature always speaks the truth and the other always lies
That is why it is called the present.
reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a bag of fruit snacks
Remove the first and last letter of your name. Let's see how cool is your new name.
Ranci.
Obsidian is a natural volcanic glass formed when lava high in silica cools quickly preventing crystal growth.
still obsessed with this blackened steel armor set by armstreet
HITMAN Series by bibpanana
The baby ducks are here!!🥺💖💖💖💖
I just rly love how they’re clinging to 47……
**and also, what should I draw next time,,?🥺💓I like you guys’ suggestions so much**
costume (mothman)
did u guys kno thee little lad that loves berries and cream is nonbinary. unprecedented W for they/thems
Thank you Canada that is a great name
I’M FREAKING CRYING I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WAS THE INSPIRATION
Guy who has only ever seen 2006 animated movie “Over the Hedge” watching a new natural phenomena develop:
WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
Listen I know Dragon Egg is just a decorative block but IMAGINE,