getting more cringe every day (and proud)

tape | she/her | 19 | christian | certified object show liker | ultimate friend lover | was books-fandoms-and-mcr but that was a dark time in my life

[tapewormoffthestring]

happy birthday to these two <3

art by @moonlightslumbers !!

[moonlightslumbers]

i love this yearly emo-pothead crossover

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happy birthday again

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with the beatles is inferior and doesn't get to join

art still by @moonlightslumbers

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i love my job its a shame i also love sleeping

[homunculus-argument]

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

[drafty-castle]

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

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Children in real life also.

[homunculus-argument]

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

[flickering-leaves]

The humble Oxford comma

[homunculus-argument]

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

[mylordshesacactus]

#you can understand op by using your brain

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[jinxremoving]

right after michael romance broke up they dropped frankie airo into the bong and smoked him. SAD. well theres other rhythm guitarists

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[tapewormoffthestring]

i appreciate new york being first so i don't have to dodge spoilers but it also might kill me to have to keep everything i have to say about the new iv episode contained for four weeks. no one is ready for this man.....

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fun activity for residential college students: attempt a game of quackdillioso and laugh when it inevitably falls to chaos when everyone is singing a different localized version

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[bumblebeebats]

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[tapewormoffthestring]

i miss when i was younger and thought i was aromantic instead of facing the reality that i was a late bloomer with very serious reservations about romance due to my life experiences showing me that letting yourself be vulnerable that way is the most dangerous and reckless thing a person could ever do and that the only way to protect myself is to put up a fortress around my heart forever and ever

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[tapewormoffthestring]

on july 4 2020 in all my 13 year old emo glory i looped fourth of july by fall out boy on spotify for literal hours. six years later it is still in my top three most listened to songs on spotify. i wonder if i should do that again

[targetedknowledge]

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving