ONE DAY THE STRANDS WILL MEND.

ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏʀɴ ꜱᴇᴀᴍꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰʀᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʏᴄʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇɢɪɴ. ꜱᴀɪᴄᴇ // 30 // ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ // ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ @ʀᴏᴀᴅᴛʀɪᴘꜱʏꜱ

[amazoogle]

you know im bringing WW2 field rations to the potluck brother

[miscling]

translation matrix for dealing with hounds:

'make me': I want this

'I need to punch something': I'm stressed and need walkies

'piss off': never leave me

'I'm going to kill you': thank you for the compliment

'I'm not a fucking dog': put a muzzle on me ASAP

'fuck you': I love you

'fuck me yourself': I love you too

[threedollarsdotcom]

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

[saiceshoop]

who remembers those “come visit the ocean” memes

[saiceshoop]

4+ years and multiple comments later and all i can say is. yeah i agree the nossie warrens are harder but there's not a command to skip that quest hardcoded into the game LMAO. i also agree that the warrens are Bad but there's a certain Something to the devs being like. "yeah. fuck the ocean house mission. adding a cheat for it"

[jetix]

2017-10-20

[siberiantrap]

the bog gave me a vision

[wolveswolves]

Photo:  Zephyr, one of the ambassador wolves at Wolf Conservation Center - the wolves on view as part of the WCC’s education programs

[thememedaddy]

[life-on-our-planet]

Melanistic fallow deer filmed by Jakub Wencek in the forests of Barycz Valley.

©

[vintageeveryday]

Photos of the 1958 Chevrolet Corvette Convertible.

[dappermouth]

There are buildings that you sometimes see, in places where they shouldn't be.

[annabelle--cane]

to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.

[talos-stims]

mozuku_seaweed on tt | source

[catboybiologist]

Hi lesbians you'll appreciate this

[badscientist]

@yuricel

[xanaxfarts]

Sleazenation Magazine (July, 2001)

[jame7t]

(Walks outside to see a completely naked & bloodsoaked man eating a grey alien ) faith in humanity: restored!

[gwensy]

[elodieunderglass]

Today the kids wanted to play Takeaway. I don’t mind playing Takeaway, because I can usually do something else with my hands. My role is to place an order on my pretend phone, and receive it from the delivery driver. I’m quite good at Takeaway.

Bear, aged 8, was the leader of this particularly chaotic takeaway. I overheard them pretending to phone another customer - customer order 125 - and explaining that their delivery would be delayed by approximately fifteen minutes due to a “rockslide.”

“Hey, wait a minute, what was that?” I asked.

“Are you order number 125?”

“No, I’m order number 165.”

Bear said severely, “we don’t give information about other people’s orders.”

“That’s very professional,” I said, “but what was that about a rockslide?”

Bear said, “that’s not your order.”

“Sorry,” i said, justly chastened. “Was it a big rockslide? Is it on the news?”

“If you need information about your order, you will get it.”

My pretend phone then pretend rang, so I had to answer it. It was the takeaway.

“Number 165? Your order will be delayed by five minutes.”

“Oh,” I said, “why?”

“Because that’s the time it takes us answering all your stupid questions.”