ain't that just the way

goddamn tumblr ray bans making me remake my entire blog I can't believe this shit. Used to be @thedarksknight // 28 any pronouns

[your-worst-escape]

Shoutout to everyone in Star Trek fandom who gives the alien species more interesting and diverse anatomy differences than simply 'they have funky ears' or 'they have cool spots', especially sexual and reproductive anatomy that realistically could/would never be discussed in the shows. Shoutout to everyone who headcanons Bajorans with animal ears and tails, Cardassians with lizard tails and anatomy, Klingons with two dicks to match their other redundant organs, Trills with sex tentacles, Borg drones with cybernetic pussy. I love all of you and your creativity.

[thememedaddy]

[quarkmonger]

[andyoullhearitagain]

Remember when Picard kept asking Data follow up questions at dinner because he was trying to cock block Lwaxana and when they cut back Data has opened a PowerPoint presentation.

He was truly living the infodump dream in this episode.

[beardedmrbean]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[makaira-art]

Most annoying mfer I know

[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[buniix3]

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

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[tlirsgender]

One of my really strongly held star trek opinions is that the Vulcan sociocultural situation loses its juice when you make it less Nuanced. People have this tendency to either lean too hard into the Future Space Utopia thing OR they're like "boooo vulcans suck" and it's like No no ☝️ they're doing both. They're on some other shit entirely. A Whole Planet can contain both oppressive traditionalist shit & unfathomable scientific progress. They got world peace before they got gay marriage. Yknow? The thing about Vulcans is they have different priorities & the state of their world reflects these values. And it's so interesting to dig your fingers into if you'll stop being a reductive little space xenophobe for a second. Like first of all talking about Vulcan Society doesn't necessarily reflect the beliefs of Every Single Individual Vulcan like a lot of people love implying,

[tlirsgender]

I LOVE busting out some space sociology but everybody's doing it wrong. Vulcans' biggest issue is not the emotion thing you're just being weird about people who are different from you. Vulcan issues get way crazier than that if you just, like, think about the implications of everything else going on here

[toast-the-unknowing]

the bad news: I now hate my current wip and strongly believe there isn't a single joke in it that lands

the good news: I know my process enough to recognize this as the slump that I hit in everything I write when it's like three-quarters-ish done

the bad news: the only way out is through

the good news: I do know the way out!

the bad news: yeah but it's through

[toast-the-unknowing]

making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor

[toast-the-unknowing]

"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before

[toast-the-unknowing]

gonna tell my kids this was live laugh love

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[delta-yuri]

Where is my mind?

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[lastoneout]

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

[becherdireinen]

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

[starwardlovers]

Hey everyone, I've launched a Kickstarter for my new f/f comic, Beast's Libation. It's a dark story about a soldier trying to hide her curse in order to maintain a romance with her divine queen. Give it a look if you're interested!!

If you're here to read Starward, hit First to read from the start.

[revlerie]

I don't know what to do with this image.