Ilya Rozanov's Asshole Bleacher

Bi she/her RWRB, SOC, 911, 911 ls, Heartstopper, Good Omens, Dead Boy Detectives, Percy Jackson, Heated Rivalry

[haflacky]

Hollanov 💔

It was ordered as commission, but the customer deceived me, didn’t pay me for the second half and muted me, so PLEASE feel free to use this commission as you want, make prints, post it online (with credit), anything!

[anya-rozander]

— Shane, stay focus.

[cuppydogshane]

ilya throat goat rozanov

[vesnuszki]

love when ilya gets overwhelmed by shane’s hole…. holeverwhelmed if u will

[amanitamoment]

Hudson plays Shane like he always has a stomach ache, and that's why heated rivalry is so good

[hudconvent]

ilya is definitely going to a salon and not a barber shop. theyd massacre those curls

[amanitamoment]

Meanwhile Shane has had the same barber his entire life, except when he lived in Montreal, in which case his barber was the og barbers son

[ismickeyadopted]

okay walk with me here: shane hollander eating soup

[gaynehollander]

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

heated rivalry

[cuppydogshane]

that instagram therapist who was like "how i would work with ilya if he was my client" I think we need to get her in there

[amanitamoment]

I know I'm probably a little crazy, but one of my night time fantasies to think about while falling asleep is therapy with Ilya, and like, I only know what I've learned from my own experiences with therapy, but I know I'm doing better than what he actually got.

[amanitamoment]

I am the worst thing a person could be (a product of my environment)

[shanebug]

he's never beating the shaneberry allegations

[amanitamoment]

Rozanov is seven letters which means Ilya can and absolutely does get vanity plates with his last name

[hudconvent]

i wish i read more about shane hollander being terrible at roleplay because its one of my dearest and closest held truths. ilya is great at it because i believe hes a thespian at heart but shane is a sexy yet terrible scene partner. like either cant stop giggling smiling not taking his lines seriously “yes yes it hurts here doctor hehehehe” OR hes taking it TOO seriously and getting caught up in the minutiae of the role. “yeah, thanks for coming out mr. plumber. big clog in the sink. im not really sure why that happened though. i’m never like pouring oil down the drain or anything. and actually i just got all the pipes refitted a couple years ago. all copper cuz its the gold standard in home plumbing. but youre a plumber so you probably already know that.”

[amanitamoment]

Vampire!Shane who never drinks blood and eats normal human food, fighting the cravings for centuries, until he meets Ilya and can no longer resist the urge

[xlric]

Having emetophobia is fucking wild when your body's First And Favorite Response to too much of any emotion or stimuli is nausea.

[amanitamoment]

No literally cause you feel sick, get really anxious, get more sick, get more anxious, and it just spirals till your brain/body gets too tired

[hr-rep]

Nobody has suffered more then Shane (hole empty)