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thislittleblogsucks

attention!! anyone I follow!!

lol no ones looking at this but I just thought i’d make it in case

okay I have 3 accounts for 3 different fandoms!!

- svu @amarogasm

- supernatural @deanwhinechester

- criminal minds @spencerrad

I switch between which accounts i’m active on but I am active lolz so if I follow u these are the accounts to follow!!

blessedmoonsoul

if this scene alone doesnt convince u to watch ON MY BLOCK on netflix then idk what to tell you

elidaddyy

always-make-it-gayer

no offense but this is a cinematic masterpiece

hi guys I missed y’all what’s up

#oh look it’s ava

foxxycleopatra

SEND ME ARTISTS AND I'LL SAY MY FAVORITE SONG BY THEM

catcher-inthe-wry

Touchy-Feely

Prompt: Spencer Reid is not a very touchy person but when he’s sleeping he is Literally On Top of You. Awkwardness and so much fluff ohmyg od

Warnings: The amount of fluff in this is actually fatal

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buzzfeed

Is there anything more beautiful than women supporting women?

papichul0s-deactivated20200417

Quiz me

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life? 2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 4: What’s something you really want right now? 5: Are you afraid of falling in love? 6: How can I win your heart? 7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? 8: What’s the background on your cell? 9: Name the last four beds you were sat on? 10: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? 11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned? 12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? 13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? 14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? 15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? 16: Are you tired? 17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact? 18: If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? 20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? 21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? 22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 23: When was the last time you were disappointed? 24: Is there a certain quote you live by? 25: What’s on your mind? 26: Do you have any tattoos? 27: What is your favorite color? 28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? 29: Who are you texting? 30: Are you superstitious about anything? 31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? 32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? 33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? 34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? 35: What was the reason for your last breakup? 36: Were you single on Valentines Day? 37: Name one physical feature that you like about yourself, and one you dislike. 38: What do your friends call you? 39: Has anyone upset you in the last week? 40: Have you ever cried over a text? 41: Where’s your last bruise located? 42: What is it from? 43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? 44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? 45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? 46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? 47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style? 48: Do you make supper for your family? 49: What’s the toughest decision you made this year? 50: Top 3 web-pages? 51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping? 52: Does anything on your body hurt? 53: Are goodbyes hard for you? 54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? 55: How is your hair? 56: What do you usually do first in the morning? 57: Do you think two people can last forever? 58: Think back to January 2007, were you single? 59: Green or purple grapes? 60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? 61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? 62: What did your father teach you? 63: Where will you be 5 hours from now? 64: What were you doing at 8 this morning. 65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked? 66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? 67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today? 68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? 69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? 70: How many windows are open on your computer? 71: If you won 100 million dollars, what would you buy first? 72: What is your ringtone? 73: How old will you be in 5 months? 74: Where is your Mum right now? 75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? 76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? 77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? 78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? 79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? 80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? 81: How many people have you liked in the past three months? 82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? 83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? 84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? 85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? 86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? 87: Who was your last received call from? 88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? 89: What is something you wish you had more of? 90: Have you ever trusted someone too much? 91: Do you sleep with your window open? 92: Do you get along with girls? 93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? 94: Does sex mean love? 95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? 96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? 97: Did you sleep alone this week? 98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? 99: Do you believe in love at first sight? 100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

sunflowersforsammie-deactivated

Go for it! I can’t sleep

turtrussel-deactivated20181023

Do it up

boreragnarok

Sure. Why not eh.

mango

i don’t think i really have a trademark tbh, maybe like winged eyeliner and the phrase “oof”

hello my loves!!! it’s been forever since i’ve been on here lolololol but I am here nonetheless:))) here’s a nice gif of me for ya

#gif #oh look man it's ava

veinsandboyhands

Dustin: so, I wa-

Steve: HOLD ON SON, IVE GOT YOU B WHATCHU NEED. RELATIONSHIP ADVICE? STYLE? WHAT. DO. YOU. NEED.

rotfront

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

binickandros

19x03: Contrapasso: Sonny Carisi Walks Like a Slut

+ Bonus Noodle Arms:

#babe #actual love of my life #sonny carisi

randomingoftherandomness

Finding that one fic on AO3 that hits all your kinks, written well, in character, with all the specs you were looking for

thelostknee-deactivated20210422

Reblog this to find your perfect fic in the next 24 hours.

booksomewench

This is one chain meme I’m willing to chance.

barpurplewrites

I’m rebloging this a writer in the hopes that one of my fics ticked all of the boxes for some one out there

jiggyloveshockey

Yes pleeeeaaase.

sweaterkittensahoy

Where is the fic where Sonny takes time off from SVU and goes on Master Chef and charms the fucking world? Because, “Oh, I’m just a fourth-generation Italian boy from Staten Island who learned to cook from my grandmother.”

Viewers: “Ah, yes. One of you again. There’s always one of you.”

Sonny: “Yeah, so in my day job, I’m an NYPD detective who works in sex crimes, and I go home at night and cook to help me process what I do, you know? Like, it’s violent and awful but victims of sex violence deserve so much more than what we do for them, so I go home and cook and feed my family and my friends to help me remember I do my best to do good in the world.”

Viewers: “…okay, we’re listening.”

So, Sonny sort of just does his thing the first few weeks, working hard and being nice and there’s some conversation amongst viewers that he might not have the needed hard streak to win, and then the challenge is cinnamon rolls, and Sonny’s confessional is just him being gleeful. “Oh, this is great! I make these all the time with my goddaughter, and my niece, and my boss’s son and my co-worker’s grandson, and they’re basically my nephews. I mean, they calls me Uncle Sonny, so I consider them my nephews.”

Viewers: “If he doesn’t win this, we riot.”

Sonny wins it. Instant memes about a cinnamon roll who makes perfect cinnamon rolls.

It’s Sonny’s first win, which means it’s also Sonny’s first immunity, which means it’s ALSO time for people to find out Sonny is a ball of sunshine but will also cut a bitch who is being mean.

There are, as required by reality show law, three Dedicated Assholes ™ that early in the season. Sonny does his very best to set them all up to fail. Gordon asks why.

“Because there’s a difference between using asshole tendencies as needed to get results and just being an asshole.”

Viewers: “Holy shit. What just happened.”

All three Dedicated Assholes ™ make it through the pressure test. They all threaten to ruin Sonny in their confessionals. Sonny shrugs it off. “You can be a good cook and an asshole.”

Instant meme #2.

So, Sonny goes along, being so nice and sweet and kind, but also his sarcasm starts peeking through some more because now producers are shifting the story line as Sonny continues to impress. One of the Dedicated Assholes ™ tries to shit talk Sonny’s wardrobe.

“You dress like we’re supposed to be impressed by you.”

Sonny’s spent the whole competition in work clothes, save his suit jacket His sleeves are always rolled up. His vests are buttoned. Every tie he wears was a gift from Rafael. His hair is always styled. He dresses this way because it’s so often how he cooks, and it helps him stay relaxed.

“I dress like I cook,” Sonny replies. “And if you’re jealous I can pull this off, you should see my partner. Master of the power contrast.”

(When that conversation airs, Rollins spits her wine halfway across the couch and soaks Fin in Chardonnay. Olivia just laughs as she watches with Noah, and Rafael pauses Hulu to make out with Sonny for ten minutes.)

Viewers: “Wait. Partner? Like, his cop partner, or is he with someone?”

And sometime halfway through the season as Sonny is talking to another contestant, he drops that coming to Master Chef has been super great because it’s cleared his head and let him really think about his options.

“You think you’ll stop being a detective?”

“Yeah, maybe not right away, but in a couple of years. I think it’s time to shift gears.”

“Would you cook?”

“No. I mean, I’m doing this because I love it, but I still want to be a prosecutor.”

“Like, doesn’t that require law school?”

“Oh, yeah, but that’s done. I passed the bar years ago.”

Viewers: “WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.”

Dedicated Asshole #2 ™ becomes the last standing Dedicated Asshole and tries to mock Sonny’s achievements. “God, it must be so hard to live your life and have a law degree then just get to wander over here and be on Master Chef.”

“It must be so hard to taste what you’re cooking when your mouth is so full of shit.”

Internet Meme #3.

And, like, throughout the whole thing, Sonny’s talking about his family and his partner, and there contiues to be confusion because “cop partner or partner-partner?”

And then Rafael Barba, in his very best peacocking suit and tie and socks and suspenders and shoes and pocket square, shows up for the family challenge and walks out from the back, and Sonny RUNS to him and kisses him into next week.

VIEWERS: “Okay, so partner-partner.”

For the challenge, Sonny makes an Italian-Cuban-Southern fusion that has Gordon worried he’s going to die, Christina amused because what the hell, and Aaron is just ready to get in there because it smells amazing.

Sonny wins the challenge, and Gordon looks up at Rafael and says, “He really makes this at home?”

“About twice a month. He’s got to feed the work wife.”

Which is how everyone finds out that Sonny’s cop-partner is his best friend and he’s godfather to her daughter, and she’s Southern.

VIEWERS: “OH COME ON.”

They show some personal moments after the challenge, and the internet explodes because Sonny and Rafael are so into each other it’s disgusting, and what starts out as a simple catching up turns into a heated argument about a Fifth Circuit decision that just got handed down, and someone actually gifs the whole thing and tags it #relationshipgoals.

So, Sonny makes the final (natch), and producers fly in Rafael and Sonny’s parents, and Sonny absolutely brings his A-game, but he doesn’t win. One of the others just barely surpasses him (as generally happens in the final), and in the final shot of Sonny on the show, he’s beaming and saying about a thousand nice things about the winner, and he’s got Rafael tight against one side and his parents against the other, and his mom is holding up a picture of all the other Carisis, and Rafael’s holding up a “Hi, SVU!” sign (because they don’t want to put the squad on national television).

A few years down the line, Master Chef runs a “where are they now” segment for past winners and finalists. Sonny’s a prosecutor and he’s still constantly cooking, and he’s just all smiles and happiness and surrounded by people, and the internet remembers he exists and explodes all over again.