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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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JBB: An Artblog!
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@thislittleblogsucks
Me looking for fan fictions but instead I get flashed by sex bot ads under the same tag
Forever a Calum girl
3.02/3.15
Hehe I’m making more baby Yoda & Malcolm comparison vids
Dumplin’ (2018) dir. Anne Fletcher
Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
Sorry, I gotta. Feel free to block this post, I always tag it “curse post” and “madame zeroni” if your anxiety acts up in regards to posts like this.
while I am not down with Love Potion #9 perpetuating a negative and harmful Romani stereotype, I am totes good with the always reblog Eartha Kitt because Eartha Kitt, so Eartha Kitt you guys.
Madame Zeroni is from Holes. Which may also perpetuate stereotypes, I can’t remember, it’s been ages since I saw it. (I mostly remember Sam, because Dulé Hill.)
I don’t believe Madam Zeroni is explicitly Romani, although she does embody some of those tropes - but a lot of that flavor comes from the whole eastern European (Latvian) setting. She also uses yiddishisms, so who knows. But my recollection is that she’s not any kind of an outsider - she’s another inhabitant of the village, alongside the Yelnatses and the Menkes, and the curse is more of a …cosmic imbalance than anything else. And notably not the only curse in the narrative. Kate’s curse is far more devastating - but then, the wrong done her is also far more profound. She’s not remotely mystically coded, but her wrath and grief stops the rain itself for a hundred years
…I frickin love Holes. And also Eartha Kitt
i’m not risking it, sorry you guys!
She’s back again. Gotta reblog. Sorry.
attention!! anyone I follow!!
lol no ones looking at this but I just thought i’d make it in case
okay I have 3 accounts for 3 different fandoms!!
- svu @amarogasm
- supernatural @deanwhinechester
- criminal minds @spencerrad
I switch between which accounts i’m active on but I am active lolz so if I follow u these are the accounts to follow!!
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Stiles: *throws a lamp at Derek*
Derek: Wtf.. Why’d you do that?!
Stiles: You need to lighten the fuck up.
…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?
a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.
apparently it wasn’t enough.
Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.
It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass
This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.
this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic
Also a fact
onbwiyd=oh no bby what is you doin?
Because I am absolutely in love with his smile 😍
@ventixx as an apology
this