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Drones are your friends.

[sniper-at-the-gates-of-heaven]

in the late 1790s it was in style to wear earrings depicting the execution of louis xvi.

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It’s still stylish though? We wear these every day! Come grab a pair for yourself on Amazon.com!

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… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[notlostonanadventure]

@tinmanfromhell

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Again…WHY did we not get invited??

[mademoiselleenjolras]

@Amazon idk but maybe if u paid ur workers a decent wage and gave them a healthy work environment they’d feel like dancing for u

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Is anyone gonna tell her?

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[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[notlostonanadventure]

@tinmanfromhell

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Again...WHY did we not get invited??

[iwontdancenetwork]

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UPS vs FEDEX dance battle!

“Get Low” by Lil Jon & the East Side Boys | Dance Collaboration

Fedex: The Williams Family

UPS: Josh Killacky, Jake Deanda, & Alex DiTommaso

Cameo by David Moore

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Hey, why weren't we invited? :(

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I’m 19 years old, I can go and die for my country but I can’t sign for a fedex package

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With Amazon, you won't have to sign for packages or interact with the judgy delivery guys. Just click checkout and you'll get it delivered to your doorstep in one short day* :)

*free with Amazon prime

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maybe i should

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Do it! You won’t regret it, we promise! This little guy is a definite friends forever and if he lacks the funk you need, you’ll get you get your soul back guaranteed :)

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Oops! I meant money! Sorry about the typo

[wwwwwwwwwwww12]

maybe i should

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Do it! You won't regret it, we promise! This little guy is a definite friends forever and if he lacks the funk you need, you'll get you get your soul back guaranteed :)

[woppy42]

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That's what they all say...

[gearboxmamaofplants]

Seduce me with your gardening knowledge

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Amazon prime has all you need to diy your own garden--you'll never go out and see other humans again!!

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Summer means poor children are not getting 2 free meals a day at school so if you’re able, please consider donating to your local food bank.

[iliveondaydreams]

Until September 2nd, if you’re under 18, you can receive free lunch at public library branches in NYC (proof of age shouldn’t be required), and from trucks at certain locations around the city. Some schools should be open and providing them, too!!

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This is so helpful for anyone that needs it!

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here is a website where you can find similar programs based on your location.

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BOOST!!!!!!

[auntymurda]

TO!

[profeminist]

Find Summer Meals in Your Community:   https://www.fns.usda.gov/summerfoodrocks  

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Are you having a good Father's Day? I hope so.

but father’s day isn’t until next month, son!

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its the dimmadab

Thank you for this wonderful offering! It is almost as good as our student prime membership deals!

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[brucebocchi]

a weapon to surpass metal gear

[unclefather]

do you want to try prime

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The answer is, and always will be, yes!!

[nintendette]

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😔😔😔

It should say Get the Best Deals with Amazon PRIME Today!

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Happy holidays! If you're like lazy like us or forgetful you may want to use Amazon prime to speed up your last minute Christmas shopping ;)) If you celebrate Christmas that is

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You say you deliver puppies. But would you consider kittens?

Yes!!! Kittens are just different puppies!

[tinyseacreature]

look, amazon, when you’re right, you’re right

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You're right