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There was this woman poet in 4th century China called Su Hui (蘇蕙), a child genius who had reportedly mastered Chinese characters by age 3.
At 21 years old, heartbroken by her husband who left her for another woman, she decided to encode her feelings in a structure so intricate, so beautiful, so intellectually staggering that it still baffles scholars to this day.
Came to be known as the Xuanji Tu (璇璣圖) - the "Star Gauge" or "Map of the Armillary Sphere" - it's a 29 by 29 grid of 841 characters that can produce over 4,000 different poems.
Read it forward. Read it backward. Read it horizontally, vertically, diagonally. Read it spiraling outward from the center. Read it in circles around the outer edge. Each path through the grid produces a different poem - all of them coherent, all of them beautiful, all of them rhyming, all of them expressing variations on the same themes of longing, betrayal, regret, and undying love.
The outer ring of 112 characters forms a single circular poem - believed to be both the first and longest of its kind ever written. The interior grid produces 2,848 different four-line poems of seven characters each. In addition, there are hundreds of other smaller and longer poems, depending on the reading method.
At the center a single character she left implied but unwritten: 心 (xin) - "heart." Later copyists would add it explicitly, but in Su Hui's original the meaning was even more beautiful: 4,000 poems, all orbiting the space where her heart used to be.
Take for instance the outer red grid of the Star Gauge. Starting from the top right corner and reading down, you get this seven-character quatrain:
仁智懷德聖虞唐,
貞志篤終誓穹蒼,
欽所感想妄淫荒,
心憂增慕懷慘傷。
In pinyin, it is:
Rén zhì huái dé shèng yú táng,
zhēnzhì dǔ zhōng shì qióng cāng,
qīn suǒ gǎnxiǎng wàng yín huāng,
xīn yōu zēng mù huái cǎn shāng.
Notice how it rhymes? táng / cāng / huāng / shāng
The rough translation in English is: "The benevolent and wise cherish virtue, like the sage-kings Yao and Shun, With steadfast will I swear to the heavens above, What I revere and feel - how could it be wanton or dissolute? My heart's sorrow grows, longing brings only grief."
Now read it from the bottom to the top and you get this entirely different seven-character quatrain:
傷慘懷慕增憂心,
荒淫妄想感所欽,
蒼穹誓終篤志貞,
唐虞聖德懷智仁。
The pinyin:
Shāng cǎn huái mù zēng yōu xīn,
huāngyín wàngxiǎng gǎn suǒ qīn,
cāngqióng shì zhōng dǔzhì zhēn,
táng yúshèngdé huái zhì rén.
It rhymes too: xīn and qīn, zhēn and rén
And the meaning is just as beautiful and coherent: "Grief and sorrow, longing fills my worried heart, Wanton and dissolute fantasies - is that what you revere? I swear to the heavens my constancy is true, May we embody the sage-kings' virtue, wisdom, and benevolence."
That's just 2 poems out of the over 4,000 you can construct from the Xuanji Tu!
At the very center of the grid, the 8 red characters wrapped around the central heart, she "signed" her poem with a hidden message:
詩圖璇玑,始平蘇氏。 "The poem-picture of the Armillary Sphere, by Su of Shiping."
Or reversed:
蘇氏詩圖,璇玑始平。 "Su's poem-picture - the Armillary Sphere begins in peace."
Many scholars, and even emperors, throughout Chinese history have been completely obsessed by Su Hui's puzzle.
For instance, in the Ming dynasty, a scholar named Kang Wanmin (康萬民) devoted his entire life to the poems (kangshiw.com/contents/461/2…), ending up documenting twelve different reading methods - forward, backward, diagonal, radiating, corner-to-corner, spiraling - and extracting 4,206 poems. His book on the subject ("Reading Methods for the Xuanji Tu Poems", 璇璣圖詩讀法) runs to hundreds of pages.
Empress Wu Zetian herself, the legendary woman emperor of the Tang dynasty, wrote a preface to the Xuanji Tu around 692 CE (baike.baidu.com/item/%E7%BB%87…).
Incredibly, there's even far more complexity to the Xuanji Tu than just the poems:
- The name 璇玑 (Xuanji) - Armillary Sphere - is astronomical in meaning and the way the poems can be read mirrors the way celestial bodies orbit around a fixed center. It's a model of the heavens.
- Her original work, with the characters woven on silk brocade, was in five colors (red, black, blue/green, purple, and yellow) which correspond to the Five Elements (五行) - the foundational Chinese philosophical system that explains how the universe operates. So it's also a model of the entire cosmic order according to ancient Chinese philosophy.
- It's also of course deeply mathematical with this 29 x 29 perfect square grid, with sub-squares, lines and rectangles, and a structure which allows for symmetrical reading patterns in all directions
- Last but not least, the content of the poems themselves contain multiple registers. On top of expressing her personal grief and longing for her husband, it's also filled with accusations against the concubine (Zhao Yangtai) he left her for, reflections on politics (with many references to sage-kings) and philosophical reflections.
So the Star Gauge is simultaneously:
- A love letter (expressing personal longing)
- A legal brief (arguing her case against her rival)
- A cosmological model (structured like the heavens)
- A Five Element diagram (encoding the fundamental structure of the world according to ancient Chinese philosophy)
- A mathematical construction with perfect symmetry and precision
And yet, for all this complexity, we should not forget this was all ultimately in service of the simplest human message imaginable: a 21-year-old woman asking the love of her life "come back to me".
Her husband did, eventually. According to what empress Wu Zetian herself wrote in her preface to the Xuanji Tu, when he received Su's brocade he was so "moved by its supreme beauty" that he sent away his concubine and returned to his wife. As the story goes, they lived together until old age.
The heart at the center was filled after all.
I wish I could travel through time and transcend language to hold this woman’s hand and tell her “girl, he ain’t shit”
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Things I Say To My Cat
What are you even doing?
你到底在干什么?
Nǐ dàodǐ zài gàn shénme?
You to bottom at do what?
What are you even doing?
What do you even know?
你到底知道什么?
Nǐ dàodǐ zhīdào shénme?
You to bottom know what?
What do you even know?
You don't even care.
你根本不在乎。
Nǐ gēnběn bù zàihū.
You root basis not care about.
You don't even care.
This cat has a death wish.
这只猫是不是不要命了。
Zhè zhī māo shì bù shì bù yào mìng le.
This [classifier] cat is not is not want life (completed).
This cat has a death wish.
Trying to trip me, I see.
我看你是想绊倒我。
Wǒ kàn nǐ shì xiǎng bàn dǎo wǒ.
I see you is want trip fall me.
Trying to trip me, I see.
Why are you trying to trip me?
你为什么要绊倒我?
Nǐ wèishénme yào bàn dǎo wǒ?
You why want trip fall me?
Why are you trying to trip me?
She's a good girl.
她是个好女孩。
Tā shì gè hǎo nǚhái.
She is [classifier] good female child.
She's a good girl.
She's just a baby, your honor.
法官大人,她只是个小宝宝。
Fǎguān dàrén, tā zhǐshì gè xiǎo bǎobao.
Judge big person, she only is [classifier] small baby baby.
She's just a baby, your honor.
She's just a baby girl.
她只是个小女孩。
Tā zhǐshì gè xiǎo nǚhái.
She only is [classifier] small female child.
She's just a baby girl.
I love you so much, cat.
我太爱你了,小猫咪。
Wǒ tài ài nǐ le, xiǎo māomī.
I too love you (completed), small cat cat.
I love you so much, cat.
She's purring.
她在呼噜呼噜叫。
Tā zài hūlu hūlu jiào.
She at purr purr call.
She's purring.
Do you want some snacks?
你想要点零食吗?
Nǐ xiǎng yào diǎn língshí ma?
You want want point snacks question?
Do you want some snacks?
True to form.
果然如此。
Guǒrán rúcǐ.
Fruit so like this.
True to form.
Come on (the bed).
上来(床上)。
Shàng lái (chuáng shàng).
Up come (bed up).
Come on (the bed).
Come on, Paz.
来吧,Paz。
Lái ba, Paz.
Come (particle), Paz.
Come on, Paz.
"小猫咪" (xiǎo māomī) is an affectionate way to say "kitty" - literally "little cat cat"
English added by me :)
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10 movies I watched in Chinese class
This post is the unofficial sequel to 10 iconic Mandopop songs from Chinese class. No one asked for it, but I watched to chronicle what I could remember before more fades from my memory! I saw these movies in Chinese class in high school and college, and I had to do some sleuthing to find some names.
The synopses are from IMDb, revised by me. I put links to watch for free on YouTube when I was able to find one, but they might not work in your country.
1. 《和你在一起》 Together (2002) A violin prodigy and his father travel to Beijing, where the father seeks the means to his son's success while the son struggles to accept the path laid before him.
Watch on YouTube
2. 《谁的青春不迷茫》 Yesterday Once More (2016) Lin Tianjiao, the top student in her class, is struggling to cope under intense academic pressure. After she is nearly caught cheating on a test, she befriends Gao Xiang, a free-spirited slacker.
Watch on YouTube
3. 《活着》 To Live (1994) Based on the novel by Yu Hua, four generations of the once-wealthy Xu family experience the difficult changes of the Chinese Civil War, the Great Leap Forward, and the Cultural Revolution.
Watch on YouTube
4. 《喜宴》 The Wedding Banquet (1993) To satisfy his parents, Gao Wai-Tung, a gay man in a fulfilling relationship with his partner Simon, marries his female tenant Wei-Wei. Things get out of hand when his parents come to visit.
The 然's
突然,虽然,忽然. and the other 然's can often get mixed up, so here's a quick explanation of some of the most common ones!
突然 (Túrán): This means suddenly or unexpectedly
居然 (Jūrán): This kind of means suddenly, but more in the sense of "surprisingly" or to suggest disbelief at something that happened.
忽然 (Hūrán): This also means suddenly or unexpectedly, but it has a more stronger connotation.
既然 (Jìrán): This is a conjunction meaning "since" or "now that"
既然the weather is great, let's go out!
既然 you aren't busy, let's go watch a movie.
不然 (Bùrán): This means "otherwise" or "or else";
You should study, 不然 you won't do well on the exam.
Taiwanese Tones
This is the part that makes everyone afraid of Taiwanese! But I'm here to tell you that if you can learn Mandarin tones, you can learn Taiwanese tones as long as you put in the practice.
Basic Tones
Taiwanese has seven basic tones numbered, confusingly, from one to eight. In romanization, tones are indicated with diacritics above the vowel. The same diacritics are used in Pe̍h-oē-jī and Tâi-lô.
Tone 1: a - 55/high level
Tone 2: á - 53/high falling
Tone 3: à - 31/low falling
Tone 4: ah - 32/short mid
Tone 5: â - 13/low rising
Tone 7: ā - 33/mid level
Tone 8: a̍h - 55/short high
Two of these tones, 4 and 8, only occur in syllables that end in -p, -t, -k, or -h (glottal stop). They are shorter than the other five tones. This chart from Bite Size Taiwanese helps visualize the seven tones. Note that there are slight differences between the numbers I gave above and the visualization on the chart. That's because there are both dialectal differences in tone pronunciation and differences in analysis.
Tone Sandhi - What and When
Tone sandhi is a process in which tones change according to the adjacent words or morphemes. In Mandarin, you can hear tone sandhi when tone 3 changes to tone 2 when it comes before another tone 3.
In Taiwanese, tone sandhi occurs in every syllable except for the final syllable in a phrase or noun, as well as a few other exceptions. This means that many sentences have more syllables in their sandhi form than their base form. For example, in the sentence below, the bolded syllables are pronounced in their original tone.
你看, 有人咧排隊, 咱應該較早來.
Lí khuànn, ū lâng teh pâi-tuī, lán ing-kai khah tsá lâi.
(Look, there are people in line, we should have come earlier).
Tone Sandhi - How
Taiwanese tone sandhi can be visualized using the diagram below (from Wikipedia).
Tones 1, 2, 3, and 7 form a circle: 1 turns to 7, 7 to 3, 3 to 2, and 2 to 1. Tone 5 becomes either 3 or 7 depending on dialect (most sources teach 7). Tones 4 and 8 switch if the syllable ends in -p, -t, or -k. If the syllable ends in -h, the glottal stop is dropped and 4 turns to 2 and 3 to 8.
Tone Sandhi - Before 仔 á
The syllable 仔/á is a common nominal suffix in Taiwanese, somewhat akin to Mandarin 子. There are special tone change rules for syllables preceding this suffix, as seen below.
When preceding 仔/á, 4 and 8 still switch. 2, 3, and 4 before -h turn into 1, and 1, 5, and 8 before -h turn into 7.
Extra Notes (and Tones!)
Firstly, there are actually two tones that haven't been mentioned above. The first is the neutral tone, indicated by two dashes preceding the syllable. The neutral tone is low, and the syllable preceding it keeps its neutral tone. It is often used for verb complements, as in 切開 tshiat--khui "cut open", but also sometimes appears in words, such as 先生 --sian-sinn "Mr.", which always is pronounced in the neutral tone.
The second tone is a high rising tone (45) sometimes called the ninth tone, written a̋. It appears in certain loanwords, contractions, and triplicated adjectives.
This is a broad overview, and there are lots of rules and exceptions that I haven't outlined here (some of which I don't know all that well!). If you want to learn Taiwanese, in my opinion the best way to tackle tones and tone sandhi is through hard work and a robust combination of targeted exercises and natural input, which is how I generally like to learn languages.
If you're wondering why there are seven tones numbered 1-8, this is a relic of Chinese historical linguistics! Middle Chinese had four tones: 平 ping, 上 shang, 去 qu, and 入 ru. These tones are then split into two registers, 陰 yin and 陽 yang, for a total of eight. The tones of Taiwanese each derive from one of these tones, except for the 陽上 yangshang tone, which would be tone six. This tone merged with the 陽去 yangqu tone (tone seven) and to a lesser extent the 陰傷 yinshang tone (tone two).
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Archery
Badminton
Break dance
Fencing
Gymnastics
Judo
Rugby
Skateboarding
Sport climbing
Surfing
Weight lifting
Other, there are so many sports in the Olympics
re "gingko": there's a guy on tiktok who posts silly inventions like these and his catchphrase is "the design is very human." so i'd guess that's what they were going for
thank you! this is what i get for not being on tiktok i guess
"I'm gonna show you guys the sporting innovations I invented this year. The designs are all quite "ginkgo".
First up is windproof badminton.
Undeflatable basketball.
Victory with every kick, football with no opponents.
Did you see it? Very useful!"