i cant read

Alec,21,he.him.his

[wow1076]

I’m 2 episodes in and still can’t believe this is real

[herbgerblin]

Garfield the deals warlock: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “voidfish ichor” 😳💊 you’ll be knowing what they don’t want you to know 💯👨‍💻

Tres horny boys: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude we gotta stop the hunger from eating the universe

The red robe hovering ominously in the corner: Lucretia is lying to you

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[cpineau1973]

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

[cpineau1973]

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

[testosteronetwink]

happy veterans day

[palezma]

Pearl throwing shade

Thanks to @missgreeneyartz

[palezma]

[radicalgraff]

"Make your workplace better, Unionize / Strike"

Improved ads in the NYC subway

[depsidase]

[paranetics]

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

[servantofchaos]

[draintheblood]

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

[epilepticsaints]

[pansy2025]

the emos in question ⤴️

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[dabblingindissent]

this is literally all society needs to be

[gayvampyr]

[cognitohazardous]

[nebsen]

NJ boys! @2007dontwaste on twt 😁🙏

[fish-plz]

How are their still “nice guys” out their did yall not watch megamind growing up

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[needsmorewlw]

A list of things that Dylan tells people when they ask him how he lost his hand.

I didn't read the Terms and Conditions

I left it on the train

It started off as a splinter and just went bad from there

Played with scissors

I dunno, ask your mom

You know how some people bite their nails? Well [gestures to stump]

I don't know, I woke up one day and it was gone

Sold it

[makes the jacking off motion]

I ripped the tag off a mattress

I snapped a snap bracelet on a little too hard

I can't remember because of the incident (does not elaborate on what the incident is)

Fell off.

Stood too close to a microwave

Lost it in a bet

It was annoying me so I got rid of it.

What are you talking about? [Looks down] OH MY GOD