Least Favorite Whale Uncle

Em/Fish, they/them. Might fuck around and return to the sea in 50 million years.

[sexhaver]

not my pic but this is the cleanest Storrowing i've ever seen. hats and roofs off to this unknown rental truck driver for full sending it with 0 hesitation

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[file-saver]

positive news following she-ra's removal:

ALL 52 EPISODES ARE NOW STORED ON THE INTERNET ARCHIVE!

720p

1080p [removed]

thanks to reddit user u/Pokesnap682 for pointing that out!

this means that you will always be able to watch/download the show, even (and especially) when third-party direct download servers (such as google drive), among other piracy streaming services, are unavailable!

[purpleblorboposting]

shout out to all of the tourists who get to see the real Boston attraction during the World Cup: the cop slide

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[lleyksie]

brown bear, black bear

[betterisbest]

[fuckitfireeverything]

my roommate has gotten really into this app called Roost which is a slow messaging app where you send virtual birds to your friends with messages for them and honestly it's so cute

[sibyllance]

if your without and you put nuts on it I don't make the rules snowflake

TRUCK

was made nuts that truck is trans if you got a problem take it up with god

[the-haiku-bot]

if your without and

you put nuts on it I don’t

make the rules snowflake

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[corrodedparadox]

Pride shrimpies

Stickers

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Gay Fish Indulgence

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[the-haiku-bot]

i would settle for

melatonin gummies but

well. knock yourself out

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ambulocetid]

it’s 2026 I’m begging people to start acting normal about red 40 allergies.

it’s always “oh my nephew’s allergic to red 40 too, it gave him adhd” or “food dye allergies aren’t real, it can’t give you adhd” like, bitch it gives me hives

[nudityandnerdery]

From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[nekoning]

the use of AI lately has made me feel so hopeless, i translated pages of an unfinished fanzine of mine so i can remember why i love art...i hope it can resonate with anyone feeling the same way

[catadromously]

museum workers will say “I know a spot” and then take you to their job

[draculasdaughter]

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Listen, this is serious.

Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!

It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.

Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.

So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?

[whateverthebeeswant]

Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.

[teachingtales]

Reblogging so you know which sites to totally avoid

[professionalwritingnerd]

[catboybiologist]

Scihub SUCKS because even if you can’t access papers by their title directly, you can look the paper up through the journal source, grab the DOI number from reference, and input it into scihub anyways to reliably and safely retrieve the paper you were after.

Which is soooo horrible oh nooooo

[no-one-offical]

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