Too Short to Reach

Buy me expensive things.

[depsidase]

[tacticalgrandma]

New discourse quotable dropped

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[thebittersuite77]

[thisfeebleheart]

You're secretly one of the funniest guys I know. Well, that secret, you don't have to keep.

[visenyaism]

Insane tumblr ad pull

[visenyaism]

Twitter ads try to turn you into a Nazi, Bluesky tries to turn you into an Elizabeth Warren staffer, TikTok ads try to turn you into one of those radical centrist incoherent political assassins. But Tumblr. Tumblr ads are trying to turn me into a fucking Jacobite

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[catchymemes]

[henstomper]

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[ibrayeet]

[tlirsgender]

That one diva from chicago (the musical) who killed her husband because of his gum chewing (not chewing, popping) is the autistic rep we need as a community. I understand her. Misophonia queen

[tlirsgender]

I'm so obsessed with how their reasons go from like "he cheated on me with six other women" to "he just got on my fucking nerves". I support women's wrongs. He had it coming truly

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[hypokeimena]

remember when you could find websites that contained information

[leftistfanenboii]

[serial-kissing]

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

[40ouncesandamule]

Happy Birthday Snoopy!