Professional Memester

[thatrosemotifthough]

[thebootydiaries]

i skip the letter b when reciting the alphabet because i respect bees and just want them 2 be happy 

[ultradickwizard]

It took me a moment

[thebootydiaries]

can u please explain it to me cause i have no idea what this means or what i was thinking

[gambolling]

This is a real medical condition known as Gan’s Syndrome, an ocular retinoblastoma occurring in 0.0004% of the total retinoblastoma cases. Ruptured blood vessels create often symmetrical, or at least fractal patterns and though the eye can see, visual acuity is lowered. It can be treated but never cured, though most suffering with the condition live normal lives. Gan’s Syndrome was founded by Dr. Sharon Gan.

[softfeelsinc-deactivated2018032]

wow, so spine chillingly beautiful. Sometimes nature is so beautiful even if it’s hindering a person’s life. 

[violentvoices-deactivated201704]

sadly yet again another fake post A quick google and you can see nothing by this name exists.

[tanknaka]

no its real my cousin sasuke has this

[thekwikemart]

drinks from the simpsons rated

bart’s hot cocoa marshmallow

is it still technically a drink? who cares! grampa wanted a slice and i do too 10/10 skittlebrau

i’m still waiting for some artisanal craft beer company to crowdfund the actualisation of skittlebrau 9/10 malk

brittle bones are a small price to pay for all that vitamin r 7/10 the all-syrup super squishee

this drink comes with consequences. are you prepared for what that might mean? 5/10 shelbyville turnip juice

turnip juice is a real thing apparently? who looked at a turnip and wanted to drink it? 3/10 homer’s morning glass of syrup

my teeth are crying 0/10 marge’s homemade pepsi

an undefinable and unknowable entity ?/10 lays liquid potato chips

i’ve got questions and they’re all about how i can forget i ever had to think about this 0/10 worcestershire flavoured soft drink

carbonated worcestershire is truly a cursed concept 0/10 a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat

the bartender requires you to sign a waiver before he serves you. this drink takes you to a strange new place where the man whose hat you are drinking from tells you the meaning of life in a way you are never able to articulate after you regain consciousness number eight/10

[unbornwhiskeyy]

this is, obviously i think, the best post on this site. we all can stop posting now. i feel such relief

[hotboyproblems]

now hold on just a minute, op forgot a few essentials

tomacco juice

tomacco was the produce made by homer, when mixing tobacco and tomatoes after putting a plutonium rod in the ground near tobacco and tomato plants. considering tomacco was highly addictive, repulsive + possibly deadly 0/10

flaming homer/flaming moe

the secret ingredient in the flaming homer and flaming moe is krusty’s non-narkotik kough syrup for kids, probably more addictive than tomacco but everyone seemed to love it so 9/10

ned flander’s hot cocoa from the simpsons movie

this is the same cocoa that made bart mutter “oh my god” 22/10

[solarcitrus]

This is how I’m introducing myself from now on

[studthismuffin]

Helleaueaughh

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[beauzos]

when a character you hate dies

[excima]

I’m bubbie

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Flapjack: “Bubbie.”

Bubbie: “Yeah, baby?”

Flapjack: [sadly] “I miss K’nuckles.”

Bubbie: [cheerfully] “I don’t!”

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[animatingforfun]

Stop-Motion Moana

“We can rebuild her… We have the technology… We know the way!”

A few months ago I ripped apart a Moana doll and made it into a stop-motion puppet using a kinetic armature kit.  

The walk cycle above was the first thing I animated with this puppet, and was just a throw-away practice test with no green screen. I had never done a walk cycle in stop-motion before and soon discovered how difficult animating a straight-ahead cycle within a localized space with no retakes could be.

I showed the cycle to my dad while he was holding my Moana puppet in his hand and he seemed more impressed with this crappy test than the actual animation I did on the movie! I think the combination of him holding the puppet, and then seeing it come to life on the video before him was what blew him away. I guess that’s the appeal and magic of stop-motion. :)

Here’s a second test I animated for fun:

I read that it’s best to have the foot joints nice and tight to hold the weight of the puppet, and have the arms looser.  It’s amazing how much weight those toe and foot ball-joints could hold for the falling poses:

[mindfulwrath]

reblog if u support ROBOMOANA

[hexereiwitch-deactivated2019052]

Hey guys I was bored so I made a witch type generator 

;)

Reblog and say which one you got

[exotic-crystal-dancer]

Useless Fire Witch.

If that isnt the most accurate effing thing.

[growing-yet-into-magic]

“Modern Earth witch”. I’ll take it.

[making-a-ru]

80’s Storm Witch

TRUE!!!

[stonesandsigils]

Aesthetic forest witch

Perfect

[solitary-witchpunk]

Dumbass ice witch. Perfect.

[amethyst--witch]

70’s crystal witch. What a dream

[sedated-smiles]

Stoner forest witch.

Accurate.

[b0yskylark]

Mysterious Forest Witch Ya… Sounds about right

[xx-hatsunememeku-xx-deactivated]

a fucking mood

[ombrophobia]

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

[jesusduggar]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

[abhortion-deactivated20131214]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

[demisnowflake-deactivated201408]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

[katherinearandez]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

[popularhistorian]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

[crvshstripped]

wait what

[toodrunktofindaurl]

think before you speak/type or the chokehold fairy will get you   

reblog/retweet, don’t repost

[that-otter-girl-deactivated2020]

I don’t know that I ever slammed reblog so fast.

[shutupandtakemymonies]

Call it kismet, this could be the gift between two people in love who want to make the ultimate gesture… by giving them the moon. 16 RGB colors are available to turn your ordinary day to an enchanting one in an instant. Not only will this gift bring a smile to someone’s face but operate as a fully functioning lamp. 

Check them out HERE 🌕💫

[ameteurrobot]

I’m cryyyying

[ruinedchildhood]

Me: *clicks notes on ANY post*

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[therandomperson-t33hee]

Ayy where Thanos at we need him to get rid of these bots

[90skid-com]

Check the notes… I think they are gone. 🤔

[90skid-com]

@staff came through for once 👏🏾

[theturtlenatoroftrash]

[the-alfie-incorporated-deactiva]

top 10 iconic anime protagonists

[cetais]

The live action Full Metal Alchemist looks so good

[ruinedchildhood]

Me: *clicks notes on ANY post*

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[cryoverkiltmilk]

@staff can you please do something?

[cydonianmystery-deactivated-dea]

@staff

This website is infested with pornbots, please respond.

[theamazingsallyhogan]

@staff I’ve been reporting them left and right, but this is a plague.  C’mon.

[fini-mun]

I’ve reported at least 100 of these. @staff please.

[thatthreeanon]

@staff my block list is now 500+ names larger. Ive reported every one of them, as well. What are you guys doing about it

[tumblrrr]

Staff:

[therainbowgorilla]

@staff please for the love of God do something we can’t even see the actual notes through this shit

[flowerbirb]

To report a bot, click share on their post then report. I report 1 each of their post as spam and sensitive content. Then i block em by clicking the same button that would let me follow them.

[writing-prompt-s]

No no no no no no! Unless the bot is the OP, this gets the OP in trouble because you flag the post, not the comment. Since we want to flag and report the bot comments, this is the way forward:

On mobile:

Notes > tap bot comment/reblog > report

On desktop:

Notes > click bot avatar > click pawn/human icon > report > flag & report for spam

Also, follow @purgethebots and turn on notifications. We launch our first attack on the porn bots tomorrow, August 1.

[dankmemeuniversity]