Amethyst Phoenix

[sarcastic-and-witty-username]

My friends got me the best (and worst) present ever

It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides.

Please someone make it stop.

Nic Cage is haunting me in my dreams now.

I mean, it was a free pillow but AT WHAT COST!!!!

[millennialfirebird]

[senshiofserenity]

[lucifer-morningstar]

                                                        Boys and girls of every age                                          Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?                                                     Come with us and you will see                                                      This, our town of Halloween                                              This is Halloween, this is Halloween                                             Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

[penetrieren]

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

I think it’s really cruel to continue to hang around/ interact with people that have severely hurt your friends. im not talking about petty arguments but it really says something if your disregard the pain someone has caused a person close to you all for the sake of socializing and your image.

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

[deshommesetdeschatons]

[shuxa]

[aflatwhite]

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[bitt3rfruit]

Never leave this un-reblogged

[cumberbuddy]

What a dear human being he is. 

[rossana]

[mermaidsandcats29]

OMG YAY!

[hotfriend]

cause im mr brightside

[itssupereffective16]

WHO DID THIS?!!

[hotfriend]

me

[cannibalteeth]

me anytime someone passively reblogs this song for some stupid ass reason

[riot-company]

A final response to the “Tell me why Trump is a fascist” by marisam7 on Reddit.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/4teoxl/a_final_response_to_the_tell_me_why_trump_is_a/

I’m pretty sure no sane human needs more information to vote for someone else and prevent the next dictatorship.

[dicknurse]

have this saved so I can spill scalding tea all over others

[aor-i-blog]

snail emoji reviews

apple:

very detailed, blur tool is a little excessive; i appreciate the faithfulness to the eye stalks

google:

simple and perfect. what a beautiful friend!! he smiles for you

microsoft:

easily identifiable, small spots add to maximum snail

samsung:

a good friend, yes, but his eyes should be up there you fools

LG:

very shiny. the slimiest of all of our friends here, impervious to sharp objects at any angle. too powerful

HTC:

simple and green, a very nice pal we have here today folks

Messenger:

his shell looks like a cinnamon roll, sweet boy

Twitter:

purple pal

Mozilla:

minimalist pink friend, i trust him with my crops

Emoji One:

mischievous, chaotic neutral

Emojidex:

eventually, this will be the being who we all have to submit to.

in short, i love all of them

[why-tf]

Oh the whole time i was waiting for one where it was just like what the fuck is this

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

me

[spinning3dpornhubcomments-blog1]

[quoiquecesoit]

where does a mansplainer get his water

from a well, actually

[amethyst--phoenix]

Pre work selfie today :P