i’m one with the wind

isabelle - she/they/her/whatevs when i reach 1 morbillion loyal followers i will become the first ever tumblr user to girlblog from the astral realm

[amicablesprite]

forgot i had a blog. prepare for a Major Overhall

[heartsl0b]

The Kitchen Entity came crawling out of the oven vent, and now it just hovers here in the middle of the room, like some kind of domesticated jellyfish. When you turn on the microwave, it crackles like a geiger counter. On warm days, it smells like mom's special m&m pancakes.

[amicablesprite]

genuinely everyday i miss the old tumblr content guide description. go nuts. show nuts. whatever. it was so perfect. we lost it all that day my god

[amicablesprite]

tumblr is the new pdf *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* tumblr is the new journal factory.

[pjackk]

What's your spotify wrapped you disgusting lug

my only CD i got wont play no more

[sillystigmata]

LET’S ALL LIVE

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

[apollos-boyfriend]

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

[toskarin]

[toskarin]

that's just not possible

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

3x06 - “Dolce”

[valtsv]

*goes limp and passive but in a way that feels more dangerous somehow*

[valtsv]

*doesn't protest or react but you can't help but feel like i'm doing it on purpose*

[valtsv]

a concerning number of you are tagging this as the vampire armand

[ralzei1997]

this feels like an early homestuck gag. like this is the type of weird object dave strider would ironically display, unopened

[teratocrat]

NO! PETPLAY! IN MY FUCKING! TOMB!!! i holler, the guilty priestesses fleeing my ghastly apparition, leash jingles echoing off the sepulcher walls

[teratocrat]

so it’s been about two and a half years and ive had a lot of time to think about things and actually i think it’s fine if priestesses do petplay in my tomb. i don’t care anymore everything is fine 🖤

[whumplent]

so much to chew on w how joint suffering Makes People after they get out of it. this is especially juicy to me if your characters were introduced to each other as a direct result of the horrors. you learned everything about me at my worst and against my will so how do i get better again if you’re watching. there’s no one else in the world who understands a fraction of what you know of me. i see your wounds beneath your shirt. you know how i scream. your face is in all of my nightmares. if anyone tried to take you from me i would be undone. no notes !

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[amicablesprite]

the unfortunate thing about being between fandoms on tumblr is that i could probably still crank out some solid saw and/or homestuck posts but it’d feel soulless. inauthentic. those posts would go to hell when they die. and unfortunately i’m watching euphoria right now and posting about that may attract nuclear fallout level takes from blogs i’ve never heard of

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace