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I hate how addicted I get to anything that makes me feel anything

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So I got an idea

Let’s take this

and put it in

yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

planetclancer

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

alicereids

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

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me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street

toastbutteregg

one-time-i-dreamt

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

elliewilliams

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

somedaythiswillbeclever

certan

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

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susiethemoderator

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