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[lookathernow]

gonna tell my kids this was the cast of riverdale

[spiffidy-doo-dah]

[jailbaitunder9000]

i thought this was  the cast of scooby doo

[scrlett-deactivated20180530]

[friendhub]

me: *accidentally isolates myself from my friends and disconnects from online communities*

me: whered all my besties go

[toastbutteregg]

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[madsrocketship]

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

[black-sadness]

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

[sunnytaughtyou]

This is just so accurate.

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

[mxnrique]

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mxnrique]

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[appalachian-racist-deactivated2]

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

[mxnrique]

[almondkittie]

Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

[shortvideosandstuff]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

i don’t care if you’re me, you are coming with me

[ctrlego]

[elpiso]

[100493503004422]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[toastbutteregg]

i find this extremely funny

when in truth these skaters would be laughing at me cause im sitting here wasting away while eating cookies and milk

[ntp18]

[pureyiff-deactivated20171213]

[05am]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

how do you respond to miscellaneous men who call you ‘sweetheart’?

[neurotypical-karen]

When I worked at a bar when at the tender age of 15, I found asking men like that to stop just makes them slither away from blame and act like you’re the bad guy. But what I DID eventually figure out did the trick was making this face:

like a sort of pained grimace/smile. Hold it for at least three solid seconds while maintaining eye contact.

It’s gonna make them super uncomfortable. Like in the years since I’ve had guys sit there and stare glassily at their drink for a solid five minutes while their friends continued on around them. 100% success rate in keeping men in check so far.

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[galaxy-warping]

[monkeysaysficus]

pete buttigieg

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[redundantcontradiction]

Bitch I have literally wept from stress at a job paying me under $20k.

[animusrox]