So Long As it Does Not Hurt

Female. NYC. Really really old enough to know better.

[alicenthightower]

Fresh Off the Boat S02E01

[mediamattersforamerica]

Trevor Noah says what we’re all thinking. 

[thescottmccallproject]

[amimochi123]

gpoy

[kirayukimura]

[emotionalfairy-deactivated20190]

the friend zone isn’t real

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

“Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina If I’m Nice to Him.’ [screeches] 

[icanhelpyouthere]

Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats. 

[icanhelpyouthere]

This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

[puppyvegeta-deactivated20190313]

How has nobody thought about this before tbh

[green-tea-and-baby-carrots]

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her. 

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed.  McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix. 

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

[soryualeksi]

The mental image McGonagall lapping up that milk while full of burning hatred for Umbridge amuses me in ways I can hardly describe.

[wrench-wench]

[ororium-z]

[viqueen]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[natrasharomanova]

i’ll never understand people who wake up and immediately begin talking because i need to go through a 2 hour period of wanting to kill a man before i’m ready for human interaction

[pansoph]

when u find out ur on ur period it’s like Everything tht has happened recently suddenly makes sense like Oh.that’s why. that’s why everything is ugly and i am suffering

[aimematch-archive-deactivated20]

well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower

[amimochi123]

Living with Extroverts

Extrovert: *comes home from work* Hello friend! *turns on all the lights* How was your day? *turns on the TV* What did you do today? *blasts the radio* My day was pretty good *opens all the windows* A bit tired though *clatters around in the kitchen* Don't mind me I like a little background noise =)

Introvert: oh my god

[sadanduseless]

Cat Hoarders

[smile-laugh-love-enjoy]

My boyfriend lost his 10 dose cheeba chew and he blames the cat. Honestly it was probably him

[gifsboom]

[amimochi123]

omg the rocking

[teesadutta]

[fuks]

[mini-tuffs]

Being a lady is gross. I don’t advise it. Just be a bean. It’s easier.

[emmyc]

Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go.

[teamcoco]

WATCH: Terry Crews Isn’t Afraid To Rock The Man-Purse

[porkrolleggandsarah]

I fucking love Terry Crews.

[maeamian]

He’s been so outspoken about toxic masculinity and it just gives me so much hope