sus amnogus

Hi, I am Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe, until proven guilty; every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. THAT'S WHY I FIGHT FOR YOU, ALBUQUERQUE

[omegaversereloaded]

[glavilio]

*using mac* i'm a sleek corporate IT milf email whisperer with a microchip on my shoulder and a motherboard of gold. the glass ceiling has been shattered. we're a family. user centered design. i am steve jobs

*using linux* i'm a freakkyy goth hacker chick about to get my dick suxxed cyber style. superuser do me and she barely GNU me. i'm ready to put my therian life on-the-line for free and open source software. rawr

*using windows* i'm in hell

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[courierrsix]

[theonion]

Calling the 21-year-old’s replies to his emails and text messages “rote” and “overly formal,” local professor Lowell Sterbenz told reporters Friday he was “pretty sure” student Evelyn Atwater was using AI to refuse his sexual advances. “It really is a shame with these undergrads these days,” said the 63-year-old Sterbenz, an art history professor at Michigan State University, noting that Atwater’s written responses to his invitations were remarkably similar to those of other young women who had rejected him this semester, including two who were in her class.

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[yvfu]

1997 Toyota Tacoma Water Pump Gasket

[icarianarts]

Inventing new dishes

[corrodedparadox]

You can draw whatever you want forever

Prints

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thesquishyfish]

the view from the friiway

[dogpuppy]

[reanimatedjuniper]

Imagine HRT in the Resident Evil universe. You inject from a vial with some kind of insect inside and in a day you have tentacles and exposed organs and 3x as many eyes. And D cups

[fallingtowers]

"wise master," said the student, "how can i attain greatness at posting?"

"simple," replied the master. "through patience and long practice."

"but master," said the student, bursting out with impatience, "every time i go online i see people my age getting 50k notes, 100k notes!"

the master chuckled. "the self-assuredness of the 22-year-old lends itself well to the occasional callow foray into posting, it's true. but for posts of true substance, one must turn to the mentally ill 30-something tgirls. observe."

she pulled up a post on her phone. the student peered at it. he did not laugh. he said, "but master -- this post only has 12 notes. and it's not even funny."

"kill yourself," said the master.

[eldritchgirlthing]

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

[tartmagica]

[gwensy]

woah pjackk deactivated

[gwensy]

and on the 72nd day he rose again

[gwensy]

and on the 72nd day they killed him again

[3liza]

we are learning a lot about tumblr today

[sreegs]

today:

pjackk was unbanned because @3liza finally got through to staff about a fucking weird bug with the support form that got the metal bastard banned because it claimed he posted some Bulgarian nationalist shit (this was not a real post that pjackk ever posted). other high-profile bans like @garaks-padded-bra was hit with the same bug and its being investigated

there was a new feature added that lets people see your comments on your blog page in a tab like your likes or followers. everyone was mad that it was not toggle-able. it was actually toggle-able.

pjackk was either banned again or he deactivated and we'll know in 30 days when the deactivation grace period is up and his blog is renamed

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?