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the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group

damndorothea

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

#woke up.. ate yoghurt… logged into my remote work day #did work. ate toast w jam and cheese and a leftover bit of cake for lunch #I don’t normally eat that much sweet stuff but I am on my period 💔 and was really craving sugar #then I went shopping for toilet paper and milk and made roasted chicken and sautéed spinach for dinner #oh and I posted to TikTok. been doing that lately #I didn’t really finish any of my work for my job #now I’m going to shower and make s’mores for a stomach hurts dessert treat #honestly this has been a very boring day. not bad tho

based on the single tiktoks I see when I open the app (I post there bc I’m trying to be a published author but I never scroll bc I’m trying to be a published author) tiktok thinks I am (1) autistic and (2) ugly

#‘pov ur autistic’#‘growing up ugly sucks’#damn ok fyp calm tf down. this is why I don’t fuck w u #I mean on tumblr at least I can be those things proudly

isthatatiktok

handweavers

cheaphalloweencostume

i’ve just seen the craziest image

cheaphalloweencostume

#damn it didn’t even occur to me this was anti until I checked the notes #like half of this stuff is fucking awesome

mantisdepot

The guys !

flipchild

the post ab fangirl behaviors giving u the highest highs is so true but that also means when I don’t have something to fixate on life feels so stale. my brain needs the fangirl high. also happens w my writing. basically when that’s going good im happy and when it’s not im sad. I have extremely predictable emotions

chamomile-teabag

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

#I loveeee catch 22 #currently reading the passion of gh

vulcanette-deactivated20260506

evilvillain123456789

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

lakevida

not sure how much more i can take of this specific book being advertised to me but the hook did grab me this time

piles-of-dust-and-gay

toskarinfr

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

jesse-pinko

Yes I think Jesse lives a relatively peaceful and happy life in Alaska now but I also think that among other things losing so many people in such a short span of time definitely fucked w his head. Like I think he looks at his new family and thinks Fucked Up Shit like man it’s really going to suck when they’re all Dead :( at least I’ll finally be able to off myself when that happens. And then he relapses

dreadwife

it's so funny when men try to act like walter white is a stoic badass when he spends 50% of the show's run time looking like this

sexchangedotcom

when your wire letterboxd mutual sees you log a cloth movie

I am Not a bug

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