Yes it is I, your favorite reel.

Hi, Amora reel here! Any pronouns! No longer ethereal, much more a fucked up creatur now. >:3 / 18

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[winfieldblue]

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

[thydungeongal]

Having my own crystallizing moment about my identity and coming out has somehow made me love trans girls even more. Now they're not just some cool girls who live in my phone and who make good posts and are sometimes my friends. I'm one of them. And I love them so much. And that means I also have to love myself more.

[thydungeongal]

I hope every trans girl who sees this remembers to love herself as much as she loves other trans girls.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[emositecc]

I need your luck, bagel

[danineedshelp]

….. Bagel?

[sunsetsandsunshine]

Bagel.

[doodlemeariver]

Roasted bagel

[themunflower]

Why the Hell not, Bagel, please help, my package is late.

[jtranageder1]

it’s here so why not see if it’ll do anything

[arorea]

[genericpuff]

was literally thinking the other day that i could really use one of those lucky golden potato posts right about now

this is obviously a burning bagel and not a golden potato but i suppose it’ll do LOL

[torchlightfader]

please ms bagel,,,

[somecunttookmyurl]

Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.

It’s a really long time guys.

[somecunttookmyurl]

Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and wrote out a timeline of “when shit happened if you started at 1AD” because I know backwards numbers are hard to process but here’s an abridged version. If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in 1AD then…

300: step pyramid built 450: Great Pyramid at Giza built 815: Pepi II dies and civil war breaks out 950: Egypt re-unified 1350: Middle Kingdom ends 1450: New Kingdom begins 1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne 1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic religion and builds a new city 1680: Tutankhamun dies 1720: Ramesses II ‘the great’ ascends to the throne 1740: World’s first peace treaty signed 1790: Ramesses II dies leaving way too many children 1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again And now we get to ~~~~the future~~~~. If we started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn’t happened yet 2050: Briefly re-united as a single state 2180: Civil war 2250: Nubian kings take over 2335: Assyrian conquest 2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt 2930: Cleopatra VII born 2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome. Fin.

And that’s just starting with the Pharaohs. If you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt, you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND YEARS to all of those dates

[somecunttookmyurl]

I hate that this is still getting notes but that it’s getting notes *without the timeline addition* like c’mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS

[reynasmarket]

i never thought i could love a game this much and then I saw RTgame play Slay the Princess one day. So when our prof told us to make a poster for our assignment guess what I immediately jumped to do.

@blacktabbygames i love your game so much I am so incredibly normal about it and I await in both anticipation and fear for the Pristine Cut

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[cosmovain]

winning rainmaker against a team of cis men who all play as female octolings and are Way too big of callie stans they call me a baker the way im beating these eggs

[amora-reel]

Look at this smug bastard

He knows what he did

Take a wild guess what flavor it could be, without looking at that obvious label

It's green apple, right?

Nope, Spiced apple!

It tastes less like green apple candy and more like the way a hobby lobby smells.

Which really isn't what you think a soda like Fanta would taste like and certainly not what I expected

7/10, not the worst, sorta above average

[sonicdjam]

[catgirldelinquent-deactivated20]

[eethend]

FUCK

[human-south-of-north-pole]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[booksmells]

yuri in the dashcon ball pit

[transfemrobots-deactivated20240]

art by @turoboto

[amora-reel]

Truly a girl balls moment

[billfrancois]

Worker from Pokémon Sword and Shield

[eukytrees]

@demilypyro

[koasku]

the funny

[creamcheee]

[patricia-taxxon]

why the fuck does this image keep being posted as a cogent refutation of the paradox of tolerance. "this discussion is actually very simple if you'd just appeal to the clearly uncontestable & material concept of the Social Contract, which exists"

[patricia-taxxon]

i dont care if it shuts down annoying sealion stalling tactics, i am hostile to the rhetorical object of an apparent and universally understood Social Contract that everyone necessarily consents to by being alive and which arbitrarily voids someone of moral consideration when broken, thats kinda the reasoning that led to me being beaten every day of my life growing up

[zumainthyfuture]

[madness-and-gods]

That carrot sounds really good

[freshiebyoung]

I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it

[jackdaw-kraai]

The notes are so full of extremely salty clarinet players and I love it

[jackdaw-kraai]

I still stand by this statement, dude just drills up a carrot and knocks everyone flat off their socks while simultaneously ensuring that every single clarinet player who hears this is foaming at the mouth and out for his blood. Absolute legend.

[shiveringfrogspawn]

this is what humanity is to me. people being silly and having fun and sharing joy and getting creative. this is what our ancestors did, what we continue to do, and our descendants will do. idk clarrotnet playing and the like is just in our blood or something i’m no poet

[squeakitties]

i feel like microwaves should prompt you, perhaps more than once, for confirmation if you try to full-power microwave something for longer than 10 minutes. as a safety feature

[squeakitties]

my very high ass was just about to microwave a tv dinner for 71 minutes and walk away and the microwave was all too willing to allow this