@theartofmadeline
#extradirty
pixel skylines
dirt enthusiast
hello vonnie
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
AnasAbdin
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
cherry valley forever
Origami Around
Claire Keane
almost home
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Product Placement
Keni
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
$LAYYYTER
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@jtranageder1
My four year old at 5am: “here is our strange new friend 🥰, he has one eye ☝️, no mouth 🚫, he’s REALLY big!! 🥳, he lays eggs 😳, for the children 😁.”
This freaked me out because that sounds similar to a creature that I've had hallucinations/visions for as long as I can remember
Artistic rendition:
Hey thanks! Fuck you! I don’t want to think of that shit in my house! Laying eggs and shit all over the place!!!
hi everyone, its puppet once again. it knows it already did this today but again, it needs this to survive. disabled homeless tgirl living purely off donations, PayPal's here and anything would help.
tumblr is just blatantly trying to kill a trans woman who cant eat without the help it gets here. it just wants to play with its friends, it didnt even post anything risque on these last two blogs.
please be nice. remember puppet loves you
TUMBLR STAFF DELETED THIS POST AND ALL OF ITS REBLOGS. PLEASE HELP PUPPET
The best time to forcefem a boy was ten years ago. The second best time is now.
Thirteen years of tegu ownership this July, and the tongue shot still isn't old to me.
there should be a month that starts with R
rock-tober
regigigas
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#REGIGIGAS SWEEP
Did you know there's a gap in my baseboards? I sure didn't!
Fortunately she's easy to lure out, because hers is the greed described in the bible. She knows her name but the problem is that verbal recall is never, ever going to be as valuable as a warm, humid hole (because ofc the dishwasher was going when this happened), so I had to lure her gluttonous ass out with a reptilink.
Anyways, I'm stopping at the dollar store for a pool noodle after work because this hole needs filling and I would prefer to be the one to fill it- not the damn lizard.
THWARTED! I have THWARTED her nefarious plan of going back in the hole!!
Lesbian girl named Rock Papers who....well, you'll never guess what she does
feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on
"making egg jokes hurts cis men"
time to break this out again
what i feel like when i reply to someone’s post
Did you know that taxonomically there is no such thing as a video game?
a video game is actually more closely related to a camel than it is to a hagfish
