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@amyalices
My sibling is learning embroidery and made this for me.
Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!
The Glorious 25th of May!
This is an excellent time to remind people that most of our news is controlled by Republicans, multibillion dollar corporations, and Trump sympathizers who are incentivized to keep the status quo and make us think dems are useless.
So if you're asking what did democrats do in yesterday to try to save our ass
The answer is
they tried to write a plan to stop the war, but they can't figure out the Strait of Hormuz and the one article I found about that only talks about that point of failure.
They also filed articles of impeachment and widely denounced Trump
They're also trying to impeach Hegseth
And I know this may not sound like a lot but it should be noted that they have already tried repeatedly to limit his war powers in Iran and votes were mostly on party lines, they tried to impeach him before and votes were mostly on party lines and the news made fun of them for trying, so like... I'm not saying they're our saviors or anything but you do have to go looking. There is a fundamental breakdown in communication right now so it's important to act like it. If it seems like nothing is happening in this insane time... it feels a little too clean (that's why I started looking in the first place because this would be a fumble of epic proportions)
Rep Yassamin Ansari announces plan to propose impeachment of Hegseth; does so
Democrats certainly WANT to impeach Trump, but the consensus seems to be that itâs not worth the effort right now (for nowâŠ) because the Republicans would never agree, and Democrats alone donât have enough votes.
Democrats keep trying to act as the legislative branch SHOULD and control the damn executive branchâs war powers, and Republicans keep stopping them.
Fuck you I was expecting comedy and now I'm crying?!
This is beautiful.
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Havenât seen this in forever! Didnât reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
no but i know the memory feels different to the way i felt at the time i can detach them from each other there's the way i felt at the time (a memory) and the memory of the event (which causes a feeling) and i know that putting things back the way they were won't make me feel the way i felt and the way i felt wasn't the way i think i should have felt when i remember now but
do you know that
do you know that knocking down the social housing and putting the woods back how they were when you were 7 won't make the world feel as full of possibility and wonder and taking air bags out of cars won't make you 17 and in love behind the wheel of your first baby again and star wars in the cinema every second year until you die won't make your dad love you like he did
and none of it will stop you looking over your shoulder at death none of it
i can see the marmoritic morse code on the surface of the deep and the red plastic bucket abandoned on the beach and feel the sand burning up the skin between my ass cheeks and toes but i can't unknow what i didn't know and now know and that is this all goes
it all goes. and it never felt like you wanted it to in the first place.
nostalgia is a gateway drug to fascism and realism is a gateway drug to depression - d'. des anges (2026)
The boulder pushing punishment is iconic. But I think more people should know the reason Sisyphus was punished to begin with, which was for cheating death, twice.
The first time he cheated death, Sisyphus had just angered Zeus by revealing the location of the Asopid Aegina whom Zeus abducted. Which is super valid, fuck Zeus.
Sisyphus knew that Zeus would send the god of death Thanatos after him, so he prepared a trap and trapped Thanatos in the chains meant for him.
After that, nothing on Earth was able to die so long as Thanatos was in chains. Which meant no animals could be sacrificed to the gods. This angered the gods, who made Sisyphus' life so miserable with pain and illness that he would beg for death. And so he released Thanatos.
But then came the second time Sisyphus cheated death. As he was dying, he asked his wife to dump his naked corpse in the middle of the public square. Denied a proper burial, his soul ended up on the far side of the river Styx, unable to cross.
He complained to Hades and Persephone about how his wife disrespected him, and begged them to let him return briefly to the world of the living to scold her and make her bury him properly. They agreed, and Sisyphus returned to life. He then embraced his wife, and refused to return to the Underworld.
It's only when he finally died of old age that he was sent to Tartarus and punished with the boulder.
I don't remember where I've seen it, but I like the interpretation that Sisyphus doesn't have to push the boulder. He can choose to stay in Tartarus and rest. But he was promised that if he managed to push the boulder to the top of the mountain, he'll ascend to Elysium.
And Sisyphus, in his stubbornness and cleverness, refuses to give up on a challenge.
One must indeed imagine Sisyphus happy, planning and scheming about how he'll cheat the gods next.
@heydocverdant Don't hide this gem in the tags.
We're getting there little by little, sure. But it's a road.
Anyway happy international asexuality day back to work I go
You, my boy, are special
It's really funny when people think Iran is a desert cause we literally have forests in the north?? The Caspian sea is right up there?? Buddy they're still shoveling snow in Sabalan lmaoo
Visual reference:
Sabalan mountain, Ardabil
Masal, Guilan
Saravan forest park, Guilan
Caspian sea
Iranian mutuals mentioned that other provinces like Kurdistan and Chahar Mahal and Bakhtiari are missing so here you go ;)
I'll try to list other provinces later but feel free to add your own
Uramanat, Kurdistan province
Sirvan lake, Kurdistan province
Saraab cave, Shar-e-Kurd
Gandoman lagoon, Chahar Mahal and Bakhtiari province
i was gonna just leave this in tags but i felt i needed to add the picture: it's wild how people don't get how big iran is, obviously it's racism people just don't care and assume "ah must be a bunch of primitive desert huts" or whatever but like, imagine writing off this whole area as probably some desert because there's a desert in the middle and ignore the whole ocean and two mountain ranges and all the forests and whatnot like even if it was just as big as california that's pretty huge and diverse as climate and geography
Call your representatives. Tell them to vote no on H.R. 22 SAVE Act.
people NEED to stop throwing around the word unsafe when what they are actually feeling is uncomfortable
If someone youâre romantically interested in and have been dating proposed to you with a cheese wheel instead of traditional proposal jewelry, would you still accept the proposal?
Example and definition of a cheese wheel:
âA cheese wheel is a large, circular, often rind-covered block of aged cheese, such as Parmigiano Reggiano, Gouda, or Brie, typically weighing from a few pounds to over 100 pounds.â
If someone youâre romantically interested in and have been dating proposed to you with a cheese wheel instead of traditional proposal jewelry, would you still accept the proposal?
Yes
No
prev tags: #yes because I was proposed to with my own ring which he stole and gave back to me in a box heâd made#and then we went and bought a ring I liked together#if I wanted the person enough I would accept a courtship gift of cheese as I believe the ritual and contract of engagement is separate from#the VERY REAL consideration of a token of that engagement which you may well keep permanently for a good deal of your life.#in fact I think a cheese wheel proposal followed by a thoughtful visit to the used jewelry shop ticks all the boxes for a proposal.#it must indeed be a CORRECT wheel of cheese. I submit a Parmesan for reasons that will be clear in a moment.#this indicates your desirability as a mate and the resources you promise to provide.#you then purchase reasonably priced token(s) of permanent commitment together as it is generally a strange idea to surprise someone with a#permanent token and the implied test of âknowing them well enough to pick what theyâd likeâ is a little bit absurd tbh!!#then. At the wedding. you share out the cheese. this is why i suggest a Parmesan. it keeps well#and you could include it in the meal.#this concludes my suggestion for an effective new ritual that allows everyone the pleasure of pondering proposal cheeses#and working out how to hide a really big cheese and conceal it for a surprise proposal#which I think youâll agree is much better and funnier than many current traditions around the world#I think there are some cultures that do this or something similar but my vision here is an absolute 1:1 replacement of the ring idea#go down on one knee and heft a cheese.#people in Gloucestershire: do NOT do this near a hill.#obviously the most correct proposal is one where both of you pull out a cheese
Counter-suggestion: Do do this on a hill in Gloucestershire and then they can signal their acceptance by chasing the cheese when you drop it. This can serve as a symbolic act where you go carefully and avoid breaking any bones OR as a serious competition if you want to weed out less unhinged suitors.
You get me!!!!
Mine proposed with a bottle of whiskey, because I donât wear jewellery.
(25 year old Talisker, and a hidden lemon, which was absolutely a Cabin Pressure reference. Nerd4nerd engagement.)
Bosses and Coworkers: you've got a great work ethic, going above and beyond
Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.
Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)
There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between 'required' and 'expected', and this gap is:
invisible
never explained
always a different size
you have to guess the size
if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble
At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired
On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."
âThere is too much text on this slide and there are not enough learning interactions in the presentation to support adult learning.â
âThank you for being so open and honest with me.â /extremely fucking variable
Puts the product on tumblr for all to share it
My what a guy, that Gaston.
Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internetâs memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL
â Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016
Nice try fuckers.
$175K wasted with every reblog.
Letâs sure they DONâT get their moneyâs worth.
Wtf? đš
youre not doing a good job at keeping information alive if youâre not even gonna mention the copâs name:
Lieutenant John Pike
I was like âWhatâs his name again?â
Anyway, yeah. Fuck you, John.
i love throwing other peoples money down the drain especially in this case
most instantly iconic cr character of all time i fear