I am inimitable, I am an original.

My name is Amy. Houston, TX native. Blogging about the things I like.

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

what did you call your friends’ parents or other non-relative adults growing up?

first names

mr/mrs/ms/dr [lastname]

mr/mrs/ms/dr [firstname]

mr/mrs/ms/dr [friend’s name]

ma’am/sir

familial honorific (auntie, uncle)

other

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please tag with your region/country and age (?) if you think that’s relevant! and of course translate these into your native language if not an English speaker

[nessa007]

[perfectday1972]

[museumticket]

me on an average day: i need a treat

me on a bad day: i need a deluxe treat

[pastabot]

nsfw

nobody’s safe from wonderwall

[goth-gay]

You never know if today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

[normal-horoscopes]

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

[theslowesthnery]

ohhhhhh my godddddd

[hellshee]

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

[only-cat-memes]

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[curioscurio]

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

[mariasklodowskastwixbar]

Wireless headphones: great, can move around without having to drag my phone or laptop with me, chord doesn't get caught on doorknobs anymore

No headphone jack in my phone: terrible, awful, everyone involved should get hit with a hammer

[achillesinhighheels]

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[the-composite-doll]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[misseffie]

It’s weird to think that some people aren’t daydreaming 24/7 and creating all kinds of stories and worlds in their heads. Do you mean that when you’re listening to music or walking somewhere your mind is just blank? Sounds weird.

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be