Randomy Fandomy Things

Random, Fandom stuff... And also the occasional, boring and uninteresting stuff about the real world-but I try not to dwell on those dark times. And I also do roleplay stuff. This is a multifandom, multiverse, multiship blog, open to OCs, Canon and Noncanon characters of any kind. Shoot me a message to my inbox if you want to start one up or just tag me in one of your own, or respond to one of my opens or ask memes. I won't bite, promise. Just please make sure to remember to tag it to #amyponddrivesanimpala , please! See you guys on the dash!

[lemmepetyourdog-deactivated2016]

[decommissioning-blog]

The cause of racism is often fear of the unknown - lack of knowledge about other cultures. Travel, explore and learn - open your mind.

[nguyenthimichelle]

I will ALWAYS, ALWAYS, reblog this every time it comes up on my blog. This is the BEST statement, I’ve ever seen. 

[silvermoon424]

I really love this. So many are dead-set on the view that people cannot better themselves but that simply isn’t true. Everybody deserves a second chance and everybody has the ability to better themselves. 

[ostolero]

dogs deserve to live forever

[charlotteinfinityxx-deactivated]

And humans don’t?

[ostolero]

absolutely not

[2-steks-an-1-rokc-deactivated20]

Everyone who thinks this is dumb, it’s a crossguard.

Whoever this Sith lord is he looked at the last few decades of lightsaber combat and saw Anakin/Vader, General Grievous, Count Dooku and Luke Skywalker all have arms cut off and went “fuck that, none of that for me”. 

This is a smart lightsaber.

[northerngamercub-deactivated202]

Except its not… the physical cross section of the hilt makes the crossguard absolutely useless, imagine a real sword where the crossguard is attached with plastic ans you’ll see why people dont like this light saber

[chaka1987-deactivated20230114]

Mandalorian steel and cortosis fibres are rare, expensive, and resistant to lightsaber attacks. If the physical part of the crossguard is made from those it’s fine. There’ve even been physical weapons shown in the films themselves that could parry lightsaber attacks. So yeah no.

[kevindrakewriter]

[mentethemage-deactivated2018122]

Vonduun crab shells are lightsaber resistant too, but they can’t attach that to a lightsaber.

Also, the lightsaber resistance capabilities of mandalorian iron were created during the forging process, a little known process that only master mandalore blacksmiths would know. Considering Jedi/sith BUILD THEIR OWN LIGHTSABERS, I doubt this particular sith would have the capabilities to do both, let alone fuse it with the lightsaber hilt.

I remain unconvinced.

[stick-punch]

Bardan Jusik was a Mandalorian ex-Jedi and Venku Skirata was the son of a Mandalorian and a Jedi. So it’s not that far fetched.

[somethingsomethingrandomblog]

[vondasvagaries]

I’m concerned that the lightsabers coming out of the crossguard would be a danger to the person using said lightsaber, because he or she could cut off their own thumb or something if they lose their grip in battle

[amyponddrivesanimpala]

I agree with the person above me. I'm not a huge S.W fan, so please pardon me if there's some reason that this couldn't work:

But couldn't the Sith Lord get Vonduun Gloves/Gauntlets that just cover the back of their hands so they have their hands protected from lightsaber attacks on the outside while holding a lightsaber in combat, but don't restrict force powers?

[ekimsal]

Seriously, those “Muslim person told me to avoid such and such a place on such and such a date” posts come out EVERY SINGLE TIME SOMETHING HAPPENS, they just swap out the dates. Snopes even has an entry on it. Muslims in Australia are afraid to go out in public right now in case vigilantes start retaliatory attack, but please, keep reblogging dumb ass posts and and spreading more fear.

[alpha-shitphire-deactivated2016]

[fentasticical]

have you heard about sam winchester?

[amyponddrivesanimpala]

I feel like my heart started to splinter after I learned about Robin.

[amyponddrivesanimpala]

I have now come to the realization that these two are the love children of The Tenth Doctor and Dick Roman

[clearlyaginger]

[sprsoldier-archive]

i told you that i had run my fingers through dust from countless stars and galaxies, yet i had never seen a more beautiful constellation

[lexapro20-mg]

[lady-tromboss]

this hit me like a load of bricks.

[kaptainkevlar]

[pizzanet-blog1]

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE OVER 18K NOTES. WHAT THE HECK. IT’S A VOLLEYBALL WITH A SCARF LIKE WHERE IS THE JOKE. I hate this site

[iraffiruse]

[charaznable]

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

[crxga-archived]

[amyponddrivesanimpala]

"Sam called me up two days ago. Said that I needed to come immediately. I would have been here sooner, but I was in India hunting down a Dijin. But, that doesn’t matter: Are you guys okay?"

An expression of slight confusion spread on her face. Sam had said something...

[amyponddrivesanimpala]

"Dean Winchester, do not mistake me for some sort of idiot."

Her voice had a sort of edge to it that sounded downright dangerous. She was so tired. This is what she blamed them not working out on. All this crap about her either not being able to help: so she never got to know anything. Or him wanting to protect her: so she never went on hunts. She saw it as an excuse for the reality for how terrified Dean was. To lose people, to let someone know too much, to let someone in, she didn't even know.

All she new was that Avalon Jones, slayer of dragons, monster hunter, and professional badass was not letting this whole dynamic happen again.

"Something seriously wrong is going on, you and I both know it. And don't you dare pull that bullshit hero card and not tell me, because it's for my protection or some crap. I have gone too far for you, given up too much for you, spent too much time thinking about you, for you to just let whatever's going on with you go."

She was following down into the bunker, dropping her duffel bag on the ground and closing the door behind her. She ran a hand through her hair, which was common for when she was feeling stressed. Hearing the softness in his voice though, seemed to calm her down slightly.

"Look, Dean... I care... So much about you, alright? After all this time and distance and loss of connection and everything. But, seriously, I'm not some sort of stranger. And if I really didn't care about what happened or happens to you, I'd still be on the other side of the planet. Please, just tell me and I'll do what I can to help, if you want, and then leave. I know you probably don't want to see me, so I'll just leave, okay? Just let me in one last time."

[tastefullyoffensive]

[evilslug]

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

[okayeststepdad]

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

[jockcasual-deactivated20250328]

Visit Original Link

[ratfriends]

THIS is how you mashup!!!

[batchedarchive-deactivated20150]

[madamelokiofasgard]

[loveisvengeful]

Holy Crap.

[theheartmaid]

OH  MY FUCKGIN IU JUST FLAOILED ALLO OVER THE PLAC E HOLY FUCK HO LD ON THE RE GOD

[weapons-grade-spork]

TONY STARK CREAMS HIS SUIT WHILE LISTENING TO THIS

[amyponddrivesanimpala]

WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

[veritii]

"Hey there, Cass." A familiar voice sounded behind him. However it wasn't as melodic as it had once been, the words she spoke had a sort of edge to them. As if her very soul was just exhausted. " How've you been?"

                “Avalon.                      —I looked for you.                             Where did you go.”

The angel asked, as he turned

his head. A glimmer of discerned

hope diminished at sight. Such

nostalgic value hit Castiel,

he missed her.

[amyponddrivesanimpala]

She laughed, a sort of sound that was unfamiliar to her own ears.

"I’m sure you are, Angel. And, if it matters, I like it dirty… Gives it more a a cute-scruffy look to it. Now, what have you been doing while I’ve been… Away.”

[veritii]

                   ”Many things, Avalon.                     But in all, I’ve been looking for you.”

He confessed, a stiff worrisome feature

practically contorting his face. Castiel gave

away into light wonder, had their reunion been so awkward. 

[amyponddrivesanimpala]

A look of confusion spread across her face. She wasn't expecting that. Sure, they had been extremely close. But, oh, she didn't know. In some ways she didn't think she deserved that sort of attention from an Angel. He had been looking for her? Obviously she felt completely flattered by that, but-

"Why?"