Gimme Whatcha Got For a Porkchop

[yossyislandd]

literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears

[yossyislandd]

oi my go,d

[glamoroussneaking]

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[vedajuno]

[allthestarscantfillalifetime]

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[anxious-alto]

With the lack of SNAP benefits in the US hitting in a few days, welcome to No Snitch November. If you see somebody taking food? No you didn't. Taking formula? No you didn't. Taking diapers? No you didn't. When the government turns their back on our neighbors, it's our job to protect them.

[fatcowprincess]

Artist: Dierdre Sokolowska @unwashedace

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[igotstuckinthevoidhelp]

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.

A true role model for today.

[girlmostlikely]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Tasia M S

[hanavbara]

girls night out 💖💄🌙  #SailorMoon

[memewhore]

[quasi-normalcy]

"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"

[froginakettle]

for those who don't know, he was completely innocent. they misidentified him as someone else they were looking for.

so all of this wasn't him trying to look innocent. this was him actually being innocent.

He was literally just having a succulent Chinese meal.

[trickstertime]

"tata, and farewell"

I genuinely wasn't expecting the intonations this guy uses. It's like he's on stage pretending to be english, while also fighting with police

[mynowherenothing]

[kaijuno]

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it