YOU ARE THE REASON
One Nice Bug Per Day
Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi
Product Placement
Xuebing Du
Andulka
pixel skylines
ojovivo
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dirt enthusiast
Peter Solarz
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
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RMH
Today's Document
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@an-eclectic-synesthetic
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not
Shakespeare, but every instance of “alas” has been replaced with “aw shit”
“Aw shit, poor Yorick!”
-Hamlet, Act 5 Scene 1
“Aw shit, that love, so gentle in his view,
Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!“
-Romeo & Juliet, Act 1 Scene 1
“O, no! Aw shit, I rather hate myself
For hateful deeds committed by myself.”
-Richard III, Act 5 Scene 3
“Aw shit, poor country, almost afraid to know itself! It cannot be called our mother, but our grave.”
Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3
“water remembers the names of her drowned. / water remembers me.”
— Jasmine Sierra, from “Her drowned,” letters to ghosts (via lifeinpoetry)
So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.
It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural
I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.
don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today
Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.
Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.
But do you pad across rooms?
Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.
FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.
I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.
This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.
I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw.
i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding
I’m grinning widely at this
I chuckled lightly upon reading this post.
I’m humming appreciatively.
this post is calling me out personally and every single one of you, with all the love in my heart, can shut the fuck up
I hate everything about this
i’m going to bring up this post to intentionally annoy you
*loud screeching*
I found it so troublesome to re-blog this with my entire body trembling from laughter.
reblogging as my eyebrows cock with intrigue.
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again
I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful.
@theshitpostcalligrapher
ay @systlin hmu
@systlin
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skönt gyllene
Dagen Tor föddes
På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
Där låg Loke
—KJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Tor’s birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
@bold-sartorial-statement
ay yo show ur husband
@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:
(oops spot the typos)
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it
Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
This is one of the most quality things I’ve ever seen on any media
Good job crew
I am CRYING in absolute AWE I LOVE ALL OF YOU
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
thank God hes back. we were so lost without Him.
Imagine The OTP
Person A: W-who do I shoot!?
Person B: Them!
Clone: No! They’re lying! Remember? I love you.
Person A: *shoots the clone*
Person B: What the-
Person A: ‘I love you’ sounds like something you wouldn’t say to me.
Person B: Ok, WOW-
The future is here today: you can't play Bach on Youtube because Sony says they own his compositions
James Rhodes, a pianist, performed a Bach composition for his Youtube channel, but it didn’t stay up – Youtube’s Content ID system pulled it down and accused him of copyright infringement because Sony Music Global had claimed that they owned 47 seconds’ worth of his personal performance of a song whose composer has been dead for 300 years.
This is a glimpse of the near future. In one week, the European Parliament will vote on a proposal to force all online services to implement Content ID-style censorship, but not just for videos – for audio, text, stills, code, everything.
Just last week, German music professor Ulrich Kaiser posted his research on automated censorship of classical music, in which he found that it was nearly impossible to post anything by composers like Bartok, Schubert, Puccini and Wagner, because companies large and small have fraudulently laid claim to their whole catalogs.
Europeans have one week to contact their MEPs to head off this catastrophe.
Stop what you’re doing and contact two friends in the EU right now and send them to Save Your Internet – before it’s too late.
https://boingboing.net/2018/09/05/mozart-bach-sorta-mach.html
bring his music Bach
Transcendence.
Lost in You.
make me choose → @asokatanos asked: Captain America: The Winter Soldier or Thor: Ragnarok
Pinky Promise.
Afro’s by Luke Nugent
When it comes to hairdressing, Lisa Farrall is one of the best in her field. Her collection, Armour, won first place in 3 categories at The Black Hair Awards and was also one of the finalists in the prestigious British Hair Awards 2016.
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