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klaipeda-witness

Bday present for @an-optimist-prime. I haven't seen this show but I have seen rats and ice hockey

an-optimist-prime

I am in love with this

#heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov

finny-red

Home Sweet Home 🌃🌙

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov

drawballa

Sleepy boys 💤

#hollanov #heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov

e-rosieposie

i feel like after hollanov goes public they absolutely get asked who bottoms, and while shane has a perfectly professional “that is a deeply personal question and i would prefer my relationship not be boiled down to cheap stereotypes” statement prepared (if he even dignifies them with a response), ilya just says shit like “is me, i am bottom, love to get dicked down by hollander, what you don’t think big tough russian can take it like a man?” and nobody quite knows if he’s kidding or not

#heated rivalry #hollanov

escapepodding

Everyone acting like Ilya wore his Raiders tee to ragebait the Hollanders NO, he wore that because its the least slutty thing he brought. My man came to the Cottage to get loved up on the sex vacay of all time. He maybe brought it to ragebait Shane, or maybe to make it look like he wasn't hiding if they got caught. But he wore it because he wanted to fight the slut rep and put those herculean shoulders and guns away to impress his in-laws on an unexpected detour after accidentally feeling up their beloved son's fine ass in front of a man who is a new yorker reader.

And now it is too late to change so accidental rage-bait it will be. But he is on his bestest behaviour when meeting the parents, its not his fault he's out of practice on being the Best Boy he wants to be!

#heated rivalry #hollanov

scunthotter

So as much as Ilya likes being domesticated, I cannot believe that man has given up clubbing. He's been a little clubrat since he was able to get in the door of Moscow clubs at way too young of age.

Ottawa has a fuckass nightlife but whenever they're in a city with good clubs Ilya goes out and drinks and dances and at the end of the night (the agreed upon negotiated time) Shane shows up and Ilya "picks him up" then they go back to the hotel for nasty hook up sex.

For Ilya this feels like having his cake and eating it too. He gets to be his sleazy clubrat self, then he gets to take home the hottest man in the club and have nasty sex with him, then he gets to end the night snuggled up in his husband's arms.

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #hollanov

americanmoths

outside of the obvious reasons why the hollanov relationship reveal must be crazy to shane’s parents, it’s gotta be wild to them that their shy, awkward kid is dating the league slut. their kid, who cannot even say the word “sex” without blushing, has been fucking a man whose sexual reputation is a topic of conversation. for a decade. they are in fact on a sexcation together. if you want to see them, you need to text them that you’re on your way there, because even if they know you’re coming in advance, they cannot keep their hands off of each other long enough to properly keep track of time. david hollander sees things start to heat up between them and knows instantly that they have probably fucked against every window in that extremely glass house.

idk i’m obsessed with how shane bringing ilya home is not just him coming out as gay, it’s him coming out as an experienced sex freak.

#heated rivalry #hollanov

aavec

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

katinacrisis

#heated rivalry #hollanov

hoko-onchi-writes

I’ll never get over Ilya being like no no, I must set record straight. I want to fuck your son since the literal moment I first saw him at seventeen. It was freckles. And then I fuck him. Repeatedly. For entire decade. He gave up that ass like absolute freak. He is my good little boy. Yes, that is right. Since the markets crash and millennial dream is dead. I hear on radio, then I fuck your son. We grow old together. Lovers.

#heated rivalry #hollanov