oho ho?

i'm what the kids call...... a fucking idiot (name's Eta they/them am 18+)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ask our AI ass—i cannot overemphasize how much i will not be doing that

[classhattery]

I have this saved on my phone permanently

[herpsandbirds]

[seattlewalls]

[sparkytheandroid]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[finns-gifs]

[aviantastic]

Tree Swallows by Linda H. Dulak - Audubon Photography Awards

[fluentisonus]

barn swallows depicted in the “spring fresco”, akrotiri, thera, greece. c. 16th century BC

[cryptidofthecove]

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[bogleech]

New reaction meme just dropped

[thesexyceleb]

[anarcho-catboyism]

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[thisisrealy2kok]

Power Mac G4 (1999-2004)

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

We’re talking terashits. We’re talking megafarts.

[teioh]

useless piece of shet

[teioh]

[plasmalink]

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

[plasmalink]

post cancelled

[whatmoredoyouwangfromme]

I WAS GONNA SAY “this is funnier cause its not loading” BUT THEN MY SCREENSHOT CAME OUT CROOKED?!?!

IDK WHAT HAPPENED

[plasmalink]

a mere dutch angle is nowhere near enough to capture the depths of my insanity

[omegaverse]

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

[omegaverse]

^ the gurgling farter

[iamoutofideas]

you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning

[omegaverse]

^ the jittering trembler

[mazeltron]

[omegaverse]

^ The nefarious anglerfish

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures