starlight.

→ ana de armas cuban, actress, dog enthusiast. most known as joi from blade runner 2049. knives out and bond 25 are coming to a theater near you.

[anadeeacmas]

hqmaya‌:

Is it just youtube videos of Gordon or him in general? Because I watch Master Chef religiously and have dabbled into Hell’s Kitchen but I’m more of a binge the show kind of girl, I don’t watch too many of the shorter clips online. Hey I learned to cook from watching those shows so there is hope for you yet. It’s not just a silly talent. I’m actually in charge of making Thanksgiving dinner every year and incorporating all the weird recipes my Dad’s family introduced to him as a kid. I think Gordon would be weirded out by some of the stuff but the taste is definitely there!

It’s the legend in general that I’ve been watching, but I have been indulging in compilations as well. It’s a guilty pleasure that I’m not afraid to scream from the rooftops. After an hour or two, I found a lil’ playful video of someone using his insults as a voice-over in a clip of Ratatouille. I never experienced such joy until that very moment. I’m even feeling obligated to share. If you ever need a laugh, give it a go. Please, tell me that you’’re willing to travel to someone’s house and cook a Thanksgiving dinner for them because I think that I might need that when the time comes. I’ll pay you in gratitude and the love that you’re bound to receive by my crazy family. I promise that it’ll be nothing short of a good time. Maybe, too good of a time for that matter. 

[anadeeacmas]

sjohcnssons‌:

I’m not about to ditch the world and my favorite city because of a few grasshoppers. Besides, according to all the media outlets in Vegas the swarm should be over within the next week. Everything will be back to normal and we can all go party in Sin City without a care in the world. Why wouldn’t I call you a beauty? Anyone with eyes can see that you are one. You’re far too sweet for thinking so positively of me. I hope you know the same could be said about you.

And here I was, hoping to lock the both of us up in a bunker for as long as we both shall live. It’s a tad disappointing to see that my evil plan hasn’t worked, but it’s a good thing that it hadn’t because one single day in there and I would be letting you out. I’m totally kidding. I didn’t know know where my words were heading. I swear that I’m not a scary monster. On the plus side, I’m glad that the grasshoppers must have disappeared by now. You can enjoy Las Vegas as much as your heart desires now. Fly like a butterfly. You’re such a sweetheart. Thank you for being as kind as I always thought you were. Usually, my suspicions are wrong, but not today.

[anadeeacmas]

hqdsprouse‌:

That joke never gets old, huh? I set myself up for it. Aw, thanks for being a fan. Those were good years but I’m still glad that’s way in the past. I’d suggest Dismissed? It’s on Netflix, and I enjoyed filming it. It got pretty decent reviews.

Oh, I just can’t imagine. I bet that you hear things like that almost every single day and the guilt is already settling in my lil’ tummy for even recycling such a joke. I apologize for not finding the will to be original. Luckily for the both of us, a movie night with myself sounds incredible tonight and the first thing that I’ll take a chance on is.. Dismissed. I’ll return back to you afterwards, let you know how it went but I’m sure that it’s amazing. Wish me luck in not burning the popcorn.

[hafael-archive]

If anything happens to this, that’s it. You’re gone. Yes. Like a real girl.

Blade Runner 2049 (2017) dir. Denis Villeneuve

[anadeeacmas]

hqmartinez‌:

Hey Ana, I’m Tommy, Thomas, Tom– Whatever floats your boat during the moment, I guess. My guilty pleasure is watching bad reality shows. I really like the Housewives of Atlanta. One week I spent in Miami with my sister, she showed it to me and I was HOOKED. They get so cutthroat and sassy. Plus, the show has more drama than my whole life put together so, y’know, I get my drama fix without having to have it in my actual life. Don’t pick up knitting, not in this weather. Well, you might get some buyers from the arctic, who knows. Cooking? Yeah, I can throw down in the kitchen. My moms taught me how to make some killer arepas and empanadas. Can’t bake to save my life, though. Will my arepas be of Gordan Ramsey approval? Absolutely not. They are, however, pretty damn good. Is this your way of trying to get me to cook for you? If so, you can pay me in alcohol. 

Hey, Thomas the Tank Engine. You can call me Anne, A, Banana. Whatever it is that you want to call me is what I’m totally able to work with. Nothing makes me more happy than reality television shows, and that’s a fact I’m more than happy to admit. Not only do we have Housewives of Atlanta, but we got Love Island, Teen Mom and so much more. I remember becoming obsessed with this YouTube Channel that would consistently post episodes of this one called Dating in the Dark. You should check it out. I reassure you that it’s going to change your life — Oh yeah, this was my way of scheming in hopes of making you cook for me. Name your favorite cocktail. Name your favorite beer. I’ll make sure that you’re spoiled with alcohol if it means that I’ll be showered in homemade food. It’s a deal that I’d be a fool to pass up. 

[anadeeacmas]

itstommyh‌:

Okay but I can totally relate to this. Generally, I try to avoid going down YouTube rabbit holes, but once I watch that one Kitchen Nightmares video that pops up in my recommended, it’s suddenly four hours later and I’ve watched endless amounts of Ramsey content. My signature dish is spaghetti bolognese made from scratch. The not-so-secret ingredient in the sauce is a dash of red wine. 

Knitting is a really great pastime, actually. I wouldn’t mind a sweater, if you’re willing to make one for me.

The different between us is that there’s no point in trying to avoid the rabbit hole because I already know that it will wind up happening. It’s not even only Gordon Ramsey for me, that’s the problem. I threw myself down the hole the other night and somehow ended up watching someone taking a hot knife to a bunch of random objects. That lasted about five hours for me, but you really can’t go wrong with getting to watch the master-chef start shouting at everyone for doing such a poor job. That has to my favorite. It could quite be my inspiration to stop messing up in the kitchen so much. Oh my goodness, spaghetti bolognese sounds so good right now. You’re going to make my mouth water. Hopefully, you’ll be able to make some for me and become the new Uber Eats. Just for that sole possibility, I’ll make you a knitted sweater. Tell me what your three favorite colors are and I’ll pour my blood, sweat and tears into that sucker. 

[anadeeacmas]

sjohcnssons‌:

Well I wouldn’t rule out Vegas altogether simply because of the grasshopper invasion. It shouldn’t last too much longer, but according to that drunk woman it’s going to last forever. Oh I totally think it’s going to be a plague or something that gets us, not robots or aliens. The media has it all wrong if you ask me. It’s so lovely to meet you, Ana. I’ve been your girl crush? Oh wow that’s quite an honor coming from a beauty such as yourself. I’m very glad I wasn’t gobbled up either. Imagine how terrifying that would be.

Quick, everyone find shelter because there are.. too many grasshoppers on the loose. Lock your doors. Lock your windows because they’re going to be hopping on everyone. No, we should most definitely gather our things and hide out in one of those apocalyptic bunkers to stay safe. Start packing. I’ll pick you up at eight— Aw, you called me a beauty. You’re going to make me blush and once I start blushing, it’s never going to stop. I’ll do whatever it takes to make sure you’re not gobbled up. The world will fall apart without a Scarlett Johansson in our midst. 

[anadeeacmas]

goodlourd‌:

I think I’ve opened myself up to a world of misinterpretation, but that happens often enough that I don’t really mind. It’s the best soda, although I’m forever at odds with how I would describe it to someone who had never tasted it. “Delicious” is the only word I can think of – I was pretty much weaned onto it, too, my mom was a huge fan. See, but then I’d maybe have too much access to it? And it might lose its majesty? Or maybe it wouldn’t, I don’t know. I’m not above installing one in my own house if you want to go on that adventure with me… although there would be extra incentive to get my own McDonald’s because Mc-fucking-Nuggets. See, I need the ice. The sound of it clattering against the side of the cup is so satisfying, and I need that sugary goodness to be cold. Pepsi is the poorest substitute and I only suffer it if I have to.

That only means that you can be described as unpredictable and that’s a trait that I wish that I had. You’re like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get. While I was in Cuba, I never had McDonald’s but my heart knew that it craved.. McDonald's which means that I had a bit of a late start. Once I went Cola, it was game over for me. My body is telling me to stop at some point but my brain is saying something completely different. It truly is an addiction. At least, it’s a safe addiction. Well, more safe than most things to grow addicted to. I’m never above junk food. That’s not in the cards for me. Junk food might even be too good for me. I’d be more than happy to go on this adventure with you as long as we’re partners. If a surprising argument was to ever break out between us, I want to make sure that I’m always welcome to half of this McDonald’s. I need us to do one of those.. unsanitary blood pacts. Cold soda is my life, trust me but since I always manage to put more ice in it than I wanted then I got half soda, half water. It’s painful. 

[rogerdeakinsdp]

Ana de Armas in Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

[anadeeacmas]

Hello, my name is Ana and my strange addiction is only going on YouTube to watch a mountain of Gordon Ramsey videos. I don’t know why I can’t stop it, but whenever I go on there to waste an hour or two.. that’s what’s in my recommended section. They think that they don’t know me, but they do. We have Hotel Hell in one direction. Kitchen Nightmares in the other and we can’t forget about Hell’s Kitchen. Maybe, I should take up a knitting class of some sort. Instead of saying goodbye to my brain cells, I can say goodbye to all the scarfs and mittens I’ll create and easily sell on the black market. If anyone needs a sweater during this heat, don’t be afraid to give this woman a call because I’ll make you the fuzziest and cutest sweater in the world. There is no fear when it comes down to me. Okay, whatever I make may not be perfect and it will be coming from the heart. Before I self teach myself, I need to know if you can cook or not. This is for.. Gordon Ramsey purposes. What is the beast meal that you can cook? Do you think that it would be impressive according to the man, the myth, the legend? and will you be able to give out your own classes? that part.. I’m asking for a friend of mine and that’s it. That’s the easy peasy application to receive something from me that’s knitted. @hwlstart

[goodlourd]

I think I’m addicted to coke. No, wait, I mean Coke. COCA-COLA. Specifically, the kind that they serve at McDonald’s. What is it about that ridiculous, syrupy goodness that I can’t get enough of and why can’t I have a McDonald’s built on my own property? To make this rant less insane and self-centered, I’ve gotta ask: ice or no ice in your drink? Ice for me all day every day, baby. Ice, ice baby. @hollywoodland-hqs

[anadeeacmas]

For that split second, I thought you were talking about the drug. I’m glad that that wasn’t the case. Ecstatic, really. I was ready to put together an intervention on your behalf. You saved me a lot of my time. On another note, Coke is one of my favorite sodas and I can vouch that it’s the most delicious drink that was ever been invented. You don’t have to go through all of the trouble in getting you your own McDonald's. A coke machine would do and I can help you invest in that. You’ll never run out of coke again. You can live off this addiction for as long as you want. I support it. Though, I’ll be honest, I usually order no ice which is.. wrong of me. No ice? Ugh, gross. I know. I’m just afraid the ice would water down my drink and I can’t deal with that. I don’t need my soda to be watered down. I’m a big girl now. Does this also mean that you fully prefer Cola over Pepsi? 

[ishsdfhk]

I’m not sure how many of you have seen this in the national headlines, but the city of Las Vegas is currently being invaded by a massive swarm of grasshoppers. Of course, because my luck is just so grand, I had a trip planned there for this past weekend with a few girlfriends. Most of the activities we had planned involved being indoors, thankfully, but we decided to brave the elements and walk the strip on our second to last night there. While walking along the strip, we instantly tried to run to find cover because of just how bad those little shits really were once faced with them. While walking into the nearest casino, there was a woman sitting in front of the doors on the ground just staring straight ahead. Obviously under the influence of something, she was stiff as a board until one of my friends asked her if she was alright and if she needed help. She looked up at us with the most serious expression, covered in grasshoppers, and said, “I am now one with my children. I am Queen of the Grasshoppers.” Ladies and gentlemen, I’m Scarlett and, believe it or not, this was one of the more tame experiences I had while in Las Vegas. @hollywoodland-hqs

[anadeeacmas]

I haven’t seen this type of news in my headlines but I’m thinking that I should be thanking you for letting me know the dangers of Las Vegas. I wouldn’t want to step foot in that territory. No more Vegas for me, thank you. I see it as you doing me a favor, but what’s funny about this is that.. everyone started to think that robots or aliens were going to take over the world. You’ve opened my eyes to the theory that it won’t be either of those things. It’ll be grasshoppers. We’re being overrun and that drunken lady knew it. You could tell that she was warning us. This is their planet now. We should probably pack our things and finally live a new life on the moon. Hello, Scarlett. There’s no need for introductions. I know who you are. You’ve been my girl crush for years. I’m Ana and I’m glad that you weren’t gobbled up by those grasshoppers while you were in what shall not be named. Imagine the type of outrage that would happen if you were. 

[ontheroadwithlili]

I’m always amazed by the fact that some people still can’t distinguish Cole and I from each other. We’ve gone as opposite as you can go..I’ve got a buzzcut, he’s got dark locks. He’s a prettyboy CW actor, I’m a rugged indie one. I own my own business, he’s into photography. I was proud of us for setting up our own identities and yet..I still got told, “Happy birthday Cole,” more times than I was wished salutations yesterday. It’s like reverting back to childhood again, all we need to do is coordinate our outfits and we’re five. @hollywoodland-hqs

[anadeeacmas]

This is awkward. I was about to wish you a late happy birthday and drop the name Cole into the mix. Boy, am I glad that I didn’t. No, I’m kidding. I’m totally kidding. Happy late birthday, Dylan. I knew you were Dylan right from the start. Call it a hunch. I remember being in Spain and watching Suite Life on Deck when I was a lot younger. Everyone always made fun of me for enjoying it as much as I did. I haven’t been able to find the time to watch anything new that you’ve been in but I do like indie movies. What would you suggest that I watch first?

[rogerdeakinsdp]

Ana de Armas played a manga inspired 3D holographic advertisement of Joi in the BiBi’s Bar scene in Blade Runner 2049 (2017)