#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Janaina Medeiros
JBB: An Artblog!
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
styofa doing anything
taylor price
Origami Around
Cosimo Galluzzi
Three Goblin Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
One Nice Bug Per Day
$LAYYYTER
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Not today Justin
todays bird
will byers stan first human second
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@anakarnina
(via teejus)
in case y'all wanna follow these playlists
Heady bros
white dudes who look like they like rap
basic 20-30s
30+
quiet ppl
POC
fucking hipsters
WM early 20s
early 20s fem
there are many other gems on this dude’s account
This is the guy
lyft driver has WM 20s on until i try talking to him then he switches it to the gay bops playlist
Situations Anyone Who Has Laughed At The Anti-Vax Movement Can Relate To.
Team 7 + Retsuden Novel triology covers.
He is home
Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets
Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel
when ur whole outfit on point
me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok
when ur the only one who hates the new meme
melissa mccarthy going from this
to this
to this
in one night is peak fashion icon behaviour and she should be recognised for it
suburban soccer mom lady gaga
I saw Ted Danson was trending on twitter and I got so nervous. Turns out him and Jane Fonda just got arrested for protesting climate change 😅
A goddamn legend walks among us
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
there are two types of dads
i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge
A big mood
I’m the way she pronounces Kim
Amy Adams snapped
Situations Anyone Who Has Laughed At The Anti-Vax Movement Can Relate To.
little self care tips
- apply Vaseline to your eyes, lashes, brows, and lips before bed
- never brush curly hair while it’s dry
- on that note, applying products/oil to curly hair while dry is useless
- use a t shirt to dry hair to avoid frizz
- sleep without pants. trust me.
- avoid watery body lotions like Vaseline’s lotion. only dries you out
- avoid crystalline, jagged scrubs (sugar, coffee. St. Ives, etc.). Use round/gentle ones like oatmeal
- avoid coconut oil on face. if you apply it to your hair wash your face afterwards
- don’t put lemon on your face. it might seem like it’s helping but it weakens its protective layer in the long run. if you do use it, dilute it and avoid sun for a while.
- no toothpaste on pimples either it’s a myth
- why do u have a bra on at home. take that shit off and live a little.
- apply deodorant before getting dressed so it doesn’t rub off on your clothes defeating the purpose
- reapply sunscreen every 3-4 hours
- don’t text the fuckboy he don’t care about you
- wake up 30 minutes earlier to have a more relaxed morning and avoid rushing
- wash panties by themselves so you don’t get the gross dirt and germs from your other clothes mixed in. dry them in the sun to kill bacteria if possible.
- hand wash all hijabs they’ll last longer
- don’t use rose water with added fragrance. always check label
- eat at least one fruit or vegetable a day
- leave menial tasks for the end of the day. don’t drain yourself before getting to the important stuff
- before saying something mean or a nasty joke, take 5 seconds to think about it.
- apologizing first doesn’t make you weak
- being vulnerable doesn’t make you weak
- exfoliate after using foundation or powder
- clean phone screen with rubbing alcohol/sanitizer
might add more later or y'all can reblog with your own tips
Do not put your bras in the dryer!!! Hang dry them!! They will keep their shape so much longer. If possible, get a bra bag to wash your bras in. It protects them from the harsh movement of the washer and keep the clasps from hooking on to another piece of clothing and ruining it. Also try to use delicate setting.
Its you have bigger boobs like I do, get some “at-home” bras to wear when you’re just hanging around the house. I personally like sports bras from Walmart that are one size too big. Your back will thank you.
Sleeping without pants/shorts has changed my life for the better. Night gowns and sleep shirts are also great.
i didnt believe in the devil until i adopted an 8 week old puppy with razor sharp teeth, non existent attention span and inexhaustible need to parkour off of every surface every half an hour, screaming her fur off at the same time
that being said today i took her to the vet to sign her up and she happened to be the 666th puppy to sign up in that office
y’all demons are real and i adopted one
my puppy, at 10pm: if you even fucking look at me i will stomp you to death with my paws. i dare you to do it. i want you to do it. i want you to do it so I can stomp you with my paws, I’m so fucking crazy
my puppy, at 10:01: [screams and dropkicks me in the face]
my puppy, at 10:02:
babey
