X-Men 2 was a documentary

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[tamamita]

Ireland is the only country in Europe

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[solardrop]

i think he's handling things really well.

[reticent-vampire]

The Vampire Lestat 3.01

+ honorable mention:

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Voting ended onJun 9

[sugarcarnation]

MY SHOW

[everydaylouie]

bull in a china shop

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[doglike]

[vonkarmic]

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[steelycunt]

kinds of books i think we can probably definitely stop writing now:

japanese cosy fiction about a bookshop or a library or a cafe or a convenience store or a stationery shop. sometimes magical. always a cat on the cover even when there's no cat in the book. called something like 'the morisaki cat cafe' and they give you a coffee which fixes ur soul or something. no plot at all, obviously.

feminist/queer retellings. of anything ever but mainly greek myths. usually just means its the same myth but from the point of view of the woman this time.

misanthropic cynical woman in the big city fiction. possibly called something like 'everything's fine' or 'so happy these days' and the cover is either a classic painting of an unhappy woman or a picture of a woman facedown on a sofa. she's disillusioned and lethargic, probably masturbates in the book at least once. lots of performance art.

'female rage' or 'weird girl' lit. sometimes crosses over with misanthropic woman lit. kind of magical realism but the girl might turn into a dog or have sex with a tree or be a cannibal or a serial killer to represent her relationship with motherhood or something. under no circumstances can it actually be weird. a book that usually could've just been a pinterest board.

intergenerational trauma. particularly if its diaspora

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[srdcovka]

WHAT

[tonysopranoproskater69420]