The Weekend at Bernie's Aesthetic

33 | White | Bi | Gender?? | She/ Her

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

[starjasmines]

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

[eviethekiwi]

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

[starjasmines]

TRUE.

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[1five1two]

'City Limits'. Shaun Tan. 2017.

[mousidy]

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

[robertdeniroinheat-deactivated2]

Ginger do u still have the tiktok of the guy going « you’re crazy » and the sexy one who followed his beloved for blocks into the library goes : « I’m fucking stupid » in the sexiest way possible

Always

[cuppydogshane]

i blew up the journal factory. tell me everything

[caats]

[ottisbuns]

Post that also work from the perspective of the cat.

[softwaring]

[sunsbleeding]

[rpfwasfine]

[itsapmseymour]

They got new photos of the moon,

I knew she had colors hiding in there 🥹

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051]

[jimmyspades]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Wire and cloth when latex mother arrives: