I draw things

I just started drawing recently, and am posting here as I learn new tricks/feel free to ask me to draw something, maybe I'll do it

[loridart]

genderfluid kenma for the win

original quote from @haikyuu-incorrectquotes

[forestbluelily]

My husband is the best XD

[shortvideosandstuff]

[carnahan]

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

[airred]

santa’s creed

[theslickest-deactivated20240718]

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

[lacunadaisies]

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

[clarisimart]

You better watch out

[ajistorpid]

You better watch out

[thequestionablyhuman-deactivate]

You better watch out

[xxnu11-sku11xx-moved-deactivate]

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[wolffang844]

You ever see a post and just?

[heedra]

i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

[xgutter-glitterx]

im going to make this brb

[xgutter-glitterx]

okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it

diagnosis: it tastes?

[tenorgender]

this post reminds me of that one time a coldstone employee i knew by the name of jacob fucked up the ratios or something on a watermelon yogurt sorbet and produced an ice cream that genuinely tasted like nothing. not bland not water but nothing - like, the texture was perfect, your mouth reacted as if it was slightly tangy like most sorbets, but you actually tasted nothing at all. and if you mixed it with something it didn’t taste like 100% the other flavor either, it tasted like 50% that flavor and 50% nothing. like a distinct and identifiable lack of taste. my brain trying to comprehend the total absence of flavor became so overwhelming that i quit ¾ of the way into one scoop. we called it the jacob’s special and every day i long for its return

[dirtyhaikyuuconfessions]

[villain-philia]

Suga: you and and kageyama act a lot like a couple

Hinata: what??!! we do not!!! oikawa and iwaizumi act just like that too, you know

Suga: oh sweetie

Suga: you’re not making the point you think you’re making

[villain-philia]

[maximumsunshine]

Let me get this straight because I’ve only seen memes and am piecing this together as i go, but i think i figured out what’s happening.

Tumblr is advertising the tumblr app, on the tumblr app, using a photo of a guy in a Pikachu cosplay, because that’s what they think it will take to successfully sell this app, to people whom already use it?

But now the ball shaving ad is gone? Or is that one still in the mix?

[makoredeyes]

[makoredeyes]

It’s real and your timing was uncanny

[maximumsunshine]

Ok. Why is tumblr advertising tumblr on tumblr though? What happens when you click the ad?

[maximumsunshine]

*sigh*

I suppose shit like this is why tumblr gave us the option to turn ads back on. Hold on. I’ll be back after i experiment.

[maximumsunshine]

I’m getting plenty of ads. Real actual ads. Mattress firm. Burger King. Walmart. Actual ads. No weird Pikachu man. What is even going on here? Is he just a very infrequent ad? Is he a tumblr ploy by @staff to get those of us whom pay to be ads free to turn on ads so we can see him? Is he am actual facts ad for ads free tumblr and already being ads free means you don’t get the ads free tumblr ad? I have more questions, not fewer!

[makoredeyes]

I CLICKED THE LINK And

I’m

[desasterdan]

The weirdest part is, when you click on the ad from someone who reblogged it, it sends you to a blog with just the word ‘help’ on it

[maximumsunshine]

What?!? No. What??!

[jordisstigander]

THERE’S LORE????

[jordisstigander]

Okay, so I just spent five minutes scrolling furiously until I found the stupid Pikachu man ad so I could click on it. I was dreading the possibility that this was fake.

ALT

IT ISN’T

I had already clicked the ad. I decided to click the links.

The first link takes you to the trending page.

The second takes you to the underwater girlfriend page on best of reblogs.

The third is a trash panda on dank memes.

The fourth is the horse plinko tag.

I…can’t believe that this was here the whole time. How hard do you think is was for @staff to watch us complain and not say anything?

[maximumsunshine]

I pay tumblr 5$ a month and thus never ever have to see ads whether I’m on browser or app, unless i go in and turn them back on. So my means of learning about Pikachu man was from memes suddenly showing up on my dash one day. So I’ve sort of just been piecing this together as I go. I just think it’s so funny though that most of tumblr saw the ad and y'all are so well trained to never ever ever click on ads, that no one had apparently thought to click the ad to figure out what the heck Pikachu man was trying to sell. Which I’m so proud of y'all! But we sincerely almost let Pikachu man come and go without this bizarrely delightful discovery.

[memewhore]

[okiitos]

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

[grox]

[loridart]

genderfluid kenma for the win

original quote from @haikyuu-incorrectquotes

[milk-and-cherryjuice]

I just wanna talk

So in sk8, a 12 episode skating anime, where the sport has NOTHING to do with beaches and water we get a beach episode, BUT in Haikyuu a literal VOLLEYBALL anime of 75 episodes plus a couple of movies we don't have a single beach volleyball special episode.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[staffs-secret-blog]

We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it

[homunculus-argument]

Shitty DnD encounter:

In the market there's a very attractive couple - husband and wife - selling duck-shaped little cakes, and their booth is decorated with a wooden bath duck. Eating a cake from the booth has an immediate effect:

If your character was previously attracted to men, they discover they're now attracted to the wife. If your character was previously attracted to women, they discover they now feel attraction towards the husband.

If your character was previously bisexual, they're now overcome with a nearly-overwhelming lust towards the wooden duck.

[homunculus-argument]

On my endless list of endlessly funny things: pets whose names describe the kind of things they're prone to do.

Like imagine going into someone's home and being introduced to their cats, Trippy and Saucy, short for Tripping Hazard and Sauce Bastard respectively.

[homunculus-argument]

I need a bot that has all the historical names, dates and records downloaded into it from wikipedia and you can just write in a random date and it will then give you a list of everything and everyone that existed simultaneously at the time. The invention of a new or currently common object is listed for 100 years afterwards as a "[item] had been invented X years ago".

The first electric vibrators were being invented 60 years after the death of Napoleon Bonaparte. A woman who lived to be 80 years old at the right place and right time could have in a single lifespan been both sexually disappointed by the brief king of Italy and finally satisfied by the wonders of electricity.

[homunculus-argument]

Demons who obey human commands, but instead of being absolutely controlled or compelled by the signs, salt lines and sigils that people draw, they treat it like the rules of a sport game - they'd never injure another demon while doing it, but they'll humour the humans and have fun coming up with rules-lawyering their "anti-demon" wards purely for the challenge.

Like imagine if you were suddenly summoned by a gang of squirrels who offer you a bag of sugar, a bottle of whiskey and a request: find this one specific squirrel and use your mighty kicking power to punt him across a room. His home is warded by a shit ton of silly string but we have full confidence in your magnificient power.

And then you go to this other squirrel's location and find his fortress being protrcted with a lot of silly string, glitter, and the neighbour's 6-year-old kid who takes this a lot more seriously than you do. He, too, is vulnerable to silly string (you respect this rule) but immune to glitter due to not giving a shit. Your own aversion to getting glitter on you is very real. And to the squirrels, of course, whatever wild drama they've got going on is a battle of good and evil, and a matter of life and death.

[museumofinternet]

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