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guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

cali

gaysie

playthings2007

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

deftoons

RYAN GOSLING in LARS AND THE REAL GIRL 2007, dir. Craig Gillespie

#hes soooooo cute in this movie

anothercrankyblogger

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.

delicate-viscera

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

base-and-superstructure

usamerican civilian stunned to learn that justifying and defending this willing and paid participation (even tho it's the only way to go to college/get a job/whatever nice thing that is apparently worth more than other people's lives and freedoms) is an equally huge red flag fr fr fr

afloweroutofstone

I’ve been reading @accidentalbron - documenting Tweets that sound like lyrics from rapper Action Bronson - and laughing so hard that it actually has me in tears

afloweroutofstone

lakevida

when jimmy fallon dies theyre incorporating his ashes into a ben and jerrys limited time flavor

who is ben

friend of jerry

that's tom

im sorry for spreading misinformation

tieheartbreaker

victoria mboko // ipomoea cordatotriloba

whompthatsucker1981

great-and-small

Just in case anyone needs a reason to not feed wildlife- this story out of Washington is a pretty good reminder. This lady has been feeding raccoons for years and now she’s just had to call authorities for help because hundreds of them are parked out on her property and are so aggressive trying to get food that she can’t get into her house.

Neighbors have been reporting excessive raccoon mortality on the adjacent road and several attacks on pets, but still everyone on this video was just talking about how cute it is. Why can’t people see how unfair it is to disrupt an animal’s life like this? What do they think will happen to these raccoons? They should be scampering through a forest or marsh eating crayfish and berries and bugs, not hotdogs and cat food. This is a nightmare situation and it’s entirely one person’s fault.