Nice Job, Skeleton

Don't try to make sense of the blog... There is no one theme.

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[flipchild]

[teendotcom]

Carly Rae Jepsen Throws Worst First Pitch of All Time

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

she can reclaim faggot for this one

[sacred-portal]

[aspirationalbrand]

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[couldtheycatchkira]

Since one L didn’t work, what if there were two of him?

Could Two Ls Solve The Kira Murders?

Could catch Kira, would survive

Could not catch Kira, would survive

Could catch Kira, would not survive

Could not catch Kira, would not survive

Remaining time: 15 hours 20 minutes

((Image source.))

[aurora-veil]

im ngl they seem a bit occupied

[indigosfindings]

[indigosfindings]

(sighs deeply) (throws up a little) (cries) (clutches myself & shivers) (looks around skittishly) so like the backrooms movie was solid (bursts into uncontrollable sobs) (collapses on the pavement) (flutters away in the wind like a discarded newspaper)

[life-ennder]

job interviewer, holding a Nintendo 3DS running Tomodachi Life: so would you say you're more quirky or normal? like on a scale of 1-8

[huffylemon]

why yes I have seen tinks

[pyreflydust]

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

[st4lker]

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

[blignick]

[oceanflowerrs]

GENUINELY INSANE

[monidoll]

fuck this stupid waste of metal and space prototype "pjackk" jack. who even cares. bright back miss irish american chan.......

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[griffonatrix]

this feels like some shit i would have photoshopped but it's real

[kaban-bang]