remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

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remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat
yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless
Carly Rae Jepsen Throws Worst First Pitch of All Time
she can reclaim faggot for this one
amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes
Since one L didn’t work, what if there were two of him?
Could Two Ls Solve The Kira Murders?
Could catch Kira, would survive
Could not catch Kira, would survive
Could catch Kira, would not survive
Could not catch Kira, would not survive
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im ngl they seem a bit occupied
(sighs deeply) (throws up a little) (cries) (clutches myself & shivers) (looks around skittishly) so like the backrooms movie was solid (bursts into uncontrollable sobs) (collapses on the pavement) (flutters away in the wind like a discarded newspaper)
job interviewer, holding a Nintendo 3DS running Tomodachi Life: so would you say you're more quirky or normal? like on a scale of 1-8
why yes I have seen tinks
You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?
no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain
GENUINELY INSANE
fuck this stupid waste of metal and space prototype "pjackk" jack. who even cares. bright back miss irish american chan.......
*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
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Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
this feels like some shit i would have photoshopped but it's real