Queerly Beloved

Carmen. 23. Toronto. She/Her. NB trans woman. Compsci student. Virgo af. I love cooking, dancing, nature and learning.

[knownhag]

Hell yeah king!

[onlyawfulrpgideas]

Illustrated edition, pages 1-4!!

That pesky verbal component…

I’ve rarely played a game in which people actually roleplay the full casting of a spell. Typically, everyone will be cool with simply saying “I cast _____”, and it happens.

So I decided to ask my friends what they thought the verbal component of a spell would sound like. All of them unanimously agreed that the Handbook leaves it deliberately vague. While this leaves space for player creativity, they all said that they would perform the casting in character, except spells are most often cast in make-or-break situations and it’s difficult to come up with some fictional jargon on the fly.

Introducing “Say the Magic Words”: some suggestions of utterances to fill in your verbal spell components.

To reflect the idea that magic in D&D comes varied sources and has been discovered by peoples from all across the worlds and histories, I tried to incorporate little hints of different languages from around the real world. Came across some fantastic foreign vocab and I can’t help but love the sheer diversity and similarities in human languages - both written and spoken.

[emphatical-opt-out-blog]

Hey you know what would be more helpful? The actual fucking spell in times new Roman! Let Alone getting the pronunciation right, Am I suppose to guess the first letter and hope I don’t blow myself up? Who reads in old English font anymore? Is that a T or a J? Fuck I don’t know man, just wing it out there and hope for the best…

[onlyawfulrpgideas]

You, my friend, have found the awfulness. Congratulations!

[herotox-deactivated20150121]

[drawingguitarist]

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

People are always excited about how ants can lift way more than their bodyweight but I’m not impressed. I can lift dorito crumbs too its not that hard

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

If ants were really strong then they’d be able to grow bigger without being crushed by the weight of their own stupid exoskeleton

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

~oh look at me~ I have hydraulics in my legs but couldnt figure out how to build a functional respiratory system so when I get too big I jsut die

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

I posted this at 4am but i stand by it

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[nbeenary]

[deactivated334879-deactivated20]

im a veritable jim davis

[deactivated334879-deactivated20]

the saga continues

[gaynfl-moved]

waitress assigned kin

[deactivated-blog]

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

[vulture-jack]

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[lilygoat]

[scarecrow-hero]

NINTENDO YOU GOTTA WARN ME BEFORE YOU DROP A TRANSITION LIKE THAT ON ME.

[baratwunk]

Pikachu and eevee! Enjoy them as your adorable, lovable partners! 💕💗🤗💘💖⚡️😚💝💞💗

.05 seconds later

THE GATES TO THE BURNING HELLS WILL OPEN ON NINTENDO SWITCH

[01101010-01100100]

i hate the future

[memecucker]

I love it!

[xbuster]

The anonymous user posted this image to prompt a discussion on how little episodes of the 14 episode first season of Haruhi you would have to watch in order to watch them in every possible order, repeats included.

The thread eventually reached a working conclusion by divising a formula that would solve for any “n” length sequence. The thread’s findings were compiled on the mathsci wiki and titled “The Haruhi Problem.”

Last Monday (10/22/18), university mathematician Jay Pantone created a more professional looking assessment of their findings here. This lead to academia learning about 4chan’s unique findings and it’s being widely discussed.

The problem now is about credit. 4chan being an anonymous image board, there’s no one to cite for the findings.

[ericvilas]

I cannot fucking believe

[morbi]

Necessity truly is the mother of all invention

[gaybunnydork-deactivated2026020]

I can’t believe Haruhi fans made major progress in the field of mathematics before they got season three.

[catchymemes]

[theluminator]

his first time at the beach and………… 😭💦

[a-framed-dog]

Oooh noooooo

[pleatedjeans]

via

[superliz6]

@badtitlesandbacon I love you for tagging me in this 😂

[kumateddi]

Person: What do you and your friends talk about online

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

He looks like a fleshlight

[viewtifulmarkovich]

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

[nest-deactivated20181209]

fun fact about me, i’ve only ever watched rick and morty while sucking dick. i have literally never watched a single second of rick and morty without a dick in my mouth.

[nest-deactivated20181209]

now seeing still frames from it in memes or whatever triggers a taste memory of cum. hope you all have a great night!