Monday is a Terrible Name

Thomas, shit I'm 28 now. IT professional, maker, and Bay Area music producer. Pisces poster child. INFP. soundcloud.com/zyorg12

[renekita]

[huffylemon]

ta da

[stopmakingthosedecisions]

THE WEASARD

[sexhaver]

[goblincore-aesthetic]

Mona Lisa and her possum.

[laughconfetti]

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

[pretentiouslimericks]

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre

[newshour]

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

[paranoidgemsbok]

@clockworkrobotic

[robotlyra]

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

[robotsandfrippary]

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

[madsciences]

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

[neil-gaiman]

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

[msfcatlover]

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

NEIL WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.

[neil-gaiman]

This turns up on my dashboard. And I read it and am impressed that someone writes exactly the post that I’d write, without actually reading the name of the person who posted it.

And then I’m puzzled at all the Neil Why’s, and realise that this was me in the Wayback Long-ago.

At least I’m consistent.

And, I should point out, we are no closer to being able to spot the extra-dimensional stick “people” who move unobserved among us.

[jenroses]

[jaesrri]

[captain-snark]

it’s nice to see someone like neil gaiman also having the experience of ‘ha nice. oh wait. that me!’ 

[bob-belcher]

Giving up after a healthy meal

[mi5kle]

[elaxisfae]

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

[justflowerslove]

Save them

[formerlymaustown]

From

[blueandbluer]

You’re doing amazing, sweetie. 😍

[that1girlarreis]

I laughed so hard I actually have tears in my eyes. Oh my god 😭

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

That orange bar is grass-colored for him, he straight up didn’t see it.

[highlandvalley]

https://twitter.com/hidekiccan/status/1414210508433985539

[dinopant]

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

[dinopant]

A collection

[dinopant]

Further proof

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mythosphere]

[chrisflemingslegs]

Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.

The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby

Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr

[an-ace-up-your-sleeve]

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

[firelxdykatara]

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.

mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.

[cockyroaches]

[biandanxious18]

Great post everybody

[the-weeping-angel-slayer-deacti]

Excuse me, Mary Shelly did what?

[singingfrogs]

[ahraeyah]

This is my favorite meme on the internet. More compilations please.

[sen-thebootbimbo]

Sometimes humans are just. Good.

[historical-gays]

From frog to Bossa Nova 🤌🤌🤌

[theconcealedweapon]

[abhumanaex0-deactivated20220418]

[image id: screenshot of a post by CptMatt_theTrashCat (I'm not sure what platform from). The post says:

"I'm going to see if I can explain it a different way:

Imagine a guy who hates disabled people builds a hotel, so he bans all disabled people, and builds it in such a way as to specifically make access difficult for them. Years later he sells the hotel to a new owner who has no problem with disabled people. So you have a hotel where the owner has no problem with the disabled, and neither do any of the staff... however due to the actions of the previous owner, the hotel is still built in such a way that it doesn't accommodate them (no disabled parking, no ramps, no extra considerations, etc.) So although the people currently running it are not actively discriminating, they are operating a system designed to discriminate, and need to fix it even if they aren't to blame for it.

It's the same with racism. The discriminatory practices of the past still have ramifications today, and even if we aren't to blame for them we must recognize them."]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[ID: a screenshot of a reblog by @mypoisonedvine, reading:

Tags by @peachyteabuck (underneath are the aforementioned tags)

#also the ableism metaphor isn't a metaphor #that literally happens to disabled people #it happens with laws and buildings and workplace environments and public spaces #for every axis of oppression you can name.

(and the answer of poisonedvine)

I thought the same thing. I didn't realize it was an allegory at first I was just like "oh yeah you mean new york city? that's just new york city." /end ID].

[rhodeys]

MEN IN BLACK (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[jn3008]

[ashfae]

I swear I felt my brain twist while I stared at this and tried to follow a particular segment.

[theriu]

That is SO COOL I’ve never seen one moving before!

[crazy-pages]

Ohhh, three sided Mobius strip.

[andremichaux]

parks and rec but it’s just april ludgate memes (pt. 2 out of 8)

[rrrick]

mattadoresit submitted: Bigfoot Bundt Cake

[beggars-opera]