#1 LESBO-SOCIALIST DICTATOR

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[suicidalwhistleblower]

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[hungwy]

(in awe) someone ought to be crushed by such a large beautiful stone!

[plaingreekyogurt]

if i was alive in medieval times you know id be up in that cloister obsessing over my ornate manuscript project……

[fladurblegon]

Gay bully be like “give me your brunch money”

[junglejim4322]

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

[missemorris]

Paper embroidered with ‘Forget Me Not’ in human hair (Weaver’s Cottage)

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge 

[deirdreskye]

When she pulls your loincloth to the side

[holymound]

[anchorhcld]

my life is becoming a cycle of washing the green hair dye out of the collars of my shirt it never ends

[anchorhcld]

adding nationalizing the drycleaning industry to my socialist programme

[anchorhcld]

my life is becoming a cycle of washing the green hair dye out of the collars of my shirt it never ends

[anchorhcld]

everyone please note that not participating in my niche music fan dick measuring contest by ignoring my song posts is not a victimless crime. in fact you all should go through my blog and review everything ive ever posted and tell me how it changed your life

[letterful]

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[girlfan100]

marceline being an awful woman + dirtdykes

[girlfan100]

this is my pri demon th post

also blakeceline doodle of that one image under cut