[transshinonomes]

i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades

[transshinonomes]

he will be found with his Little Beast out muttering to himself about dropping trains into holes and ten years later a man with sunken eyes and a dead expression who looks suspiciously like former World Influencer Mr beast will enter a bar in nowheresville, pennsylvania, and order a rye and coke. and a former gen alpha brain rot kid will look at him and go. “are you mr beast.” and the man will grimace a little. but he’ll go “no”. and he downs his drink in one go and spends the next 4 hours staring into the wood on the counter

[transshinonomes]

everyone tried to curse of 10k notes this. unsuccessfully. sad!

[catboybiologist]

He has said on camera that he barely even considers himself human anymore, it's all video scripts running through his brain constantly now

All of these horrific scandals are easily explained by the fact that he's so disconnected from being an actual human being at this point that he doesn't really understand human needs

I can see this happening

[teaboot]

marketable personhood curse rot

[shiny-good-rock]

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

[shiny-good-rock]

i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up

[quantum-dragon]

[kallypsowrites]

Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis

[beccacoffindaffer]

RIP, Cool Pope. This was a badass way to go out. 🕊️

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[coelii]

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

[coelii]

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

[rars]

i sometimes like characters that fucking suck. when a character is a shit head in just the right way it can be so funny and/or compelling. like this is my beloved character, Asshole The Hater. they suck and i love them. someone dropped them into a ditch on the side of the road and i picked them out of the ditch and put them in my pocket

[ruinedchildhood-deactivated3138]

[catchymemes]

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[quasi-normalcy]

I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.

[xhartbigx]

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[threeeyedharemp3]

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[vetchtibbles]

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

[threeeyedharemp3]

stop it i was trying to be gothic

[queer-as-city-folk]

Just going to post this

Call for 'immediate' preparations for united Ireland

An all-party committee has called for preparations for a united Ireland to begin "immediately", saying that every Government department shou

[mildelectrocution]

[queer-as-city-folk]

It took 3 minutes for this image to be posted in the reblogs, what took so long

[problemnyatic]

"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

[beeezah]

OP i hope its okay to reblog with your additions bc they are good

[problemnyatic]

not only is it okay, I think i'd like that very much, thank you.

[rylandgraces]

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

[cheruib]

that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

[rothko]

its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in