Artistic AuTistiC

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[carnival-phantasm]

[garrus-archive-deactivated20191]

shepard will be born in 135 years, but wrex is already alive today!! he’s out there somewhere!!!!

[omghotmemes]

That’s not how it works

[gasmeros]

i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes

[gascreates]

[babelady]

i broke my fucking thumb trying to crack that one fucking knuckle that just wouldn’t fucking crack what a wonderful way to end 2015

[nuclearpiss]

This post came up after yours. I’m so sorry for laughing

[babelady]

why do bad things happen to good people

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there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

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what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

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[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[brattylikestoeat]

[peajays]

[markchive]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@drukhari

[ordinarymagician2222]

uh oh [x]

[aaaaahgrdkfgnkjdrkfjhj-deactiva]

it’s time

[asfts-deactivated20251120]

THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

[savage-rhi]

[cheesehound]

adslkjfslkjfd’d too hard not to reblog.

[ditto616]

The Mask in The Mask is Norse. This is Aztec. I’d be more worried about vampires…

[standnamestandmaster]

[ STAND NAME ] HEY, PACHUCO!

[ STAND MASTER ] STANLEY IPKISS

[veeranger]

confirmed

[altcomics]

Gina Wynbrandt

[gluten-free-pussy]

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

The clown, after sucking me off, proceeds to pull the multicolored rags out from my weenie while I clap in joyful glee

[2hellish]

Hey op, something tells me you know what you did wrong.

[srsfunny]

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

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“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

[tealdeertamer]

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

[words4bloghere]

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

[stephendann]

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

[0x5742]

Wolves: better than American companies.

[meanplastic]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH lmfaooo

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

Can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

That’s it I’m outta here. HYAAAH *slaps own ass*

[just-shower-thoughts]

Umbilical cords are like phone chargers, it keeps us alive. But when we’re disconnected, we start slowly dying.

[catchymemes]

[okayysophia]

Doing the lords work…

[ariesmarsinthe3rd]

[gahdamnpunk]

LMFAAAOOOOOOOOO