Game Over

massive nerd with bad ideas turned fanfiction. || Art || Ao3 || Tales || Star Wars || ATLA || Murderbot ||

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[inkskinned]

i love lesbians. i went to get drinks with a masc who had sent me pictures of her hanging drywall. she confirmed over text that she was sending these to torture me. in person, she was so nervous her hands were trembling. she had to repeat her order twice because she was so quiet. she shakily asked for a hug at the end of the night, the way oliver twist asks for porridge. and then i got home and she sent me a picture of her just in a toolbelt, accompanied by one of the smuttiest text messages i've ever read. meanwhile when i called her to schedule the next date, she had to stop and say, "i'm so sorry i'm so nervous i'm out of breath." just. the whiplash of it all. godbless you every lesbian

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

[eddyneedssleep]

I find it so funny that people are shocked and freaking out that Mark knows about the bloodymary ship as if he wasn't saying shit like this on this very site back in 2015

[buddwyer]

USER IS SENDING YOU A FILE - PAIN.ZIP 1.36TB

[iamlestatsmuddyshoes]

Frantically clicking the cancel button

[buddwyer]

IT'S COMING

[mysterypuppys]

of course you have a hacked governor module and pronouns

[dinosaurmajsan]

April 13: Therizinosaurus Cheloniformis (promptlist)

I've always been fascinated by the Nemegt formation dinosaurs, and I love this one too. We stan a tickle chicken ❤️

Loosely based the colours on the grey crowned crane for this one

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[feyzichris]

ipad kid raichu my beloved

[nude-tayne]

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[sunyshorewaves]

[allthe-lights-inthe-sky]

this is actually significantly funnier with audio

[whooooomp]

need That character absolutely delirious with fear. recoiling from everything. unable to parse what's happening around them, their mind stuck in fight or flight. shaking and hyperventilating. completely unconsolable even as they're wrapped in a crushing hug.

[catcrumb]

[penny-anna]

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

[penny-anna]

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

[pineappical]

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

[pineappical]

like a sick victorian child

[beardedmrbean]

[adishpan]

As always, there’s an xkcd for that