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hollowbon3s

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

ellie5192

Sam Carter entered the tent and doesn’t understand the question

loveridden1999

shelloil

guess who just spent their one precious human life in pointless toil

bookofmirth

I’m a simple being. I see a book, I want to read it.

ameliaadriannabooks

I buy the book. I do not read it.

kiiiiiim

I put the book on my to-be-read shelf. It joins the others and mocks my poor time management skills.

alonelyhouse

Is it too much to ask for one stained glass window in my home?

useless-denmarkfacts

Dear Southern Europe

Please, pretty and with sugar on top, could you try to keep your heatwave down there? We aren't made for it, and are currently melting into a communal puddle. We think we might die.

Much love

The Danes

fairycosmos

god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

cinematicmasterpiece

the birdcage (1996)

ttrust-no-one

Tumblr is not a social media, it's an online psych ward.

nat111love

THE WHEEL OF TIME ↳ Season 3 ↳ Episode 8

#this was what I needed on her behalf #the recognition of her and her actions #pals #wheel of time

cerastes

So how is it that second-hand embarrassment is the single most powerful and weakening emotion one can feel from media?

Tragedy? Delicious.

A hard-earned happy ending? Wonderful.

A convoluted narrative? Keeps you glued.

Simple slice of life? It’s entertaining.

Second-hand embarrassment? Hang on, g, I gotta pause this for fifteen minutes, no, I cannot continue watching this right now, I am just not strong enough.